"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."
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Olympic Warm Up
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"They say, 'The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one great thing.' Want to hear it?"
Man opens his medicine cabinet to find two pill bottles with ancient Greek comedy and tragedy masks on them
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"Nobody told me that world domination could be so complicated."
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"Are we there yet?"
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"Mom, Dad's been on eBay again!"
"Dear Sirs: Yes! I would like to learn more about Rogaine with minoxidil."
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"You're lucky he's so supportive, Leda. A lot of men would probably feel threatened f their wives laid an egg."
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"Another false start for the Western philosophical tradition."
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Atlas holds up a football.
"That makes sense." - "Sophism of the worst sort."
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"So you're depressed. Everybody's depressed—some of us just handle it better than others."
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"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."
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"So Zeus was like their President Bill Clinton?"
"This one simple draping trick will make people think you work out a lot."
Atlas Remembers Leg Day
Plato The Standup
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Just as Epimetheus had been warned, Pandora opened the mysterious box and permitted the escape of Insider Trading.
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"You may switch to the less expensive wine now."
"My people will get back to your people."
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"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"
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