"All this talk of Viagra and penile implants reminds me of a charming story about my own penis."
"So I said to Cousteau, 'Look, pal, you're not the only frog in the sea.' But, seriously, Jerry . . ."
"Did I ever tell you what happened to a friend of mine once?"
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"Don't you remember? We were at Herb and Sally's."
"I don't have a bedtime story - how about a bedtime joke or anecdote?"
"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."
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"This one allows release of your information to a sitcom."
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"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."
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"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"
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"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."
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"So then I'm, like, 'Waaaaah! Waaaah!'"
"A funny thing happened to me at work today."