"Run it by legal." "Run it by accounting."
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"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"
"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."
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"Wait. Don't look. O.K., over my left shoulder-is that God?"
Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"
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"If you laugh at all of God's jokes, he's never going to learn what's funny."
"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."
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"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"
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"It has yet to turn a profit."
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"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."
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"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."
An angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".
"You. You. And you."
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"Nobody 'leaked' your transgressions, Mister. We know everything up here."
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"We design them here, but the labor is cheaper in Hell."
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"Gee, you're not at all like your obituaries."
A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.
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Concierge in Heaven
"Actually, it's pronounced 'An-hel'."
"I guess this is as good as it gets."
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"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."
"I love these bipartisan gatherings, don't you?"
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"I was hoping that heaven might be, you know, more transcendent."
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"That was fast."
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