"Fenwick, Benton & Perkins. How may I direct your call?"
Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug
Tags:fishing, fly fishing, ice fishing, ice, winter, snow, cold, freezing, frozen, flying fish, angling, anglers, fishing tackle, bait, baits, flies, rods, reels, rod, reel, catch, catching, caught, fish, casting, cast, hunting, sport, sports, hobbies, frozen pond, frozen ponds, frozen lake, frozen lakes, fisherman, fishermen, ice fish, ice fishes, casts, casting, fisherman, fishermen
"I'll have the angler if you're sure he's perfectly fresh."
Tags:animal, animals, fish, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, angler, anglers, angling, catch, catching fish, restaurant, restaurants, dining, dining out, ordering, ordering food, fresh, fresh food, food, meal, waiter, waiters, menu, menus, role reversal, role-reversal, reverse, reversed roles, reversed, switching places, switch, swapping places, swap
"Nice lip piercing."
Tags:animal, animals, fish, talking fish, talking animal, talking animals, underwater, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, angler, anglers, angling, fishhook, fishhooks, fish hook, fish hooks, bait, the one that got away, lucky escape, escaped, lip, lips, lip piercing, lip piercings, piercing, piercings, fashion, style, accessory, accessories, fashion accessory, fashion accessories, fashionable, trendy, styling, fad, trend, problem, problems
"All right, you're free to go. We're in this for the sport - catch and release only."
Tags:criminal, criminals, crimes, law, laws, order, law and order, police, policing, catch, catching, catch and release, release, releasing, releases, catches, caught, arrest, arrested, arresting, cops, cop, fish, fishing, hunt, hunting, hunter, fisher, fisherman, angler, angle, angling, sport, sporting, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, human rights, abuse, abuses, sport fishing, cruel, cruelty, abuser, abusers
"Dad, where were you when the big money was being made?"
A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.
"Well, it's certainly no one I know!"
Tags:ice fishing, ice fisher, ice fishers, whaler, whaling, whale, word play, hunting, hunter, hunted, whales, arctic, arctic life, arctic circle, hole, holes, hole in the ice, size, sizes, waiting, wait, patience, patient, fishing, fisher, angler, anglers, angling, harpoon, harpoons, arctic landscape, arctic landscapes
The Big Catch
"Mr. Bream, it's time for you to put on a humiliating smock and let the doctor tell you about his fishing trip to Canada."
"Let's not spoil this by falling in love, Luther."
Tags:spoil, spoils, spoiling, fall in love, falls in love, falling in love, fish, fishes, fishing trip, fishing trips, distraction, distractions, romantic attachment, romantic attachments, romance, friend, friends, friendships, more than friends, buddy, buddies, fisherman, fishermen, fisher man, fisher men, angler, anglers, angling, masculine, masculinity, fragile masculinity, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, gender stereotype, performative masculinity
Tags:fishing, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fishermen, fisher man, fisher men, rescue, rescues, sea rescue, sea rescues, fishing enthusiast, fishing enthusiasts, helicopter, helicopters, helicopter rescue, helicopter rescues, angling, angler, anglers, priorities, coast guard, coast guards, life guard, life guards, fishing boat, fishing boats
"I'm liking it already!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, evolution, evolutionary theory, theory of evolution, darwin, darwin's theory of evolution, biology, science, fish-out-of-water, fish out of water, water, sea, land, walking, crawling, transportation, fancy, vehicle, vehicles, limo, limos, limousine, limousines, chauffeur, chauffeurs, driver, drivers, privilege, privileges, privileges, benefit, benefits, perk, perks, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, angler, anglers, angling, sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, bait, trap, traps, trick, tricks, attractive
Tags:sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, angling, angler, anglers, fishing pole, fishing poles, fishing rod, fishing rods, fishing reel, fishing reels, deep sea fishing, swordfishing, animal, animals, fish, swordfish, stabbing, stabbed, touche, fencing, revenge, vengeance, retribution, karma, fighting back
"Well, why can't YOU be more like a quiet woodland stream filled with trout?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, hobby, hobbies, sport, sports, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, angling, angler, anglers, woodland, stream, streams, quiet, noisy, annoying, nagging, loud, trout, fish, insult, insulting, angry, anger
"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, angler, anglers, angling, catching fish, fishing pole, fishing poles, fishing rod, fishing rods, boat, boats, master, masters, insincere apology, insincere apologies
Fisherman catches more than he bargained for.
"Today is catch-your-own day."
Tags:fishmonger, fishmongers, fish market, fish shop, fish shops, fish store, fish stores, fish counter, fish counters, seafood counter, seafood counters, seafood store, seafood stores, seafood shop, seafood shops, food, seafood, animal, animals, fish, aquarium, aquariums, catch, catching fish, catching dinner, fisherman, fishermen, fishing, angler, anglers, angling, fresh fish, fresh food, catch-your-own, catch your own, customer service, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, word play, wordplay
"If I give you a fish I feed you for a day. I'm going to reach you to fish."
Tags:beggar, beggars, begging, bum, bums, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, street person, street people, homeless, homelessness, living on the street, charity, poverty, fish, feeding, food, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, angler, anglers, angling, sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, teach, teaching, catching fish, give a man a fish, teach a man to fish, expression, expressions
"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"
Tags:sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, angler, anglers, angling, deep sea fishing, lure, lures, fishing line, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, sci-fi, science fiction, creepy, scary, dangerous, risky, predator, predators, hunting, myth, myths, legend, legends, food, hungry
"Let's go with the farm-raised salmon tonight."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bear, bears, fish, salmon, salmons, food, farm-raised, meal, meals, meal planning, dinner, dinners, wet, soaking, soaked, starving, hungry, difficult, challenging, hunting, hunter, hunters, fisherman, fishermen, fishing, angler, anglers, angling, catching fish, effort, efforts, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, fresh fish
"Damn!—feels like another lawyer."
Tags:fishing, fishermen, fisherman, angling, angler, anglers, sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, catching fish, caught, catch, beach, beaches, beach-goer, beach-goers, human, humans, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel
"Hey, pal, you're sitting on my wife."
Tags:anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, talking, talked, talking animal, talk, animal, animals, insect, insects, worm, worms, bait, baits, mulch, mulches, surreal, fishing, fish, fisherman, fishermen, fishery, river fishing, river, rivers, flyfishing, fly fishing, squish, squished, squash, squashed, squashes, surprise, surprised, dark humor, dark humour, angler, anglers, angling