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"Anyone here a 'worthless, no-good drunken bum'?"
"Is it too much to ask for your trust? I've already explained that my dealings with Jennifer Monahan are of a covert nature."
"Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty."
"Yeah, we renewed our vows--his vow of silence and my vow of abstinence."
"Who's the wise guy who drank my caffè grand latte?"
"You might want to save that for your blog."
"Your slogan should be 'Rest assured. My wife will do it.'"