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"The dog ate my homework."
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A dog kicks at cat off the couch and then a man kicks the dog off the couch.
"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."
Tags:mall, malls, shopping, shopping center, shopping centers, shopping centre, shopping centres, christmas, christmas shopping, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, customer service, help desk, sales consultant, sales consultants, animal lover, animal lovers, god, jesus, christianity, christian, christians, love, acceptance, religion, religions, religious, bible
"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"
Tags:pigeon, pigeons, central park, park, parks, feed, feeds, feeding, choice, choices, fancy, bread, breads, breadcrumbs, bread crumbs, focaccia, baguette, baguettes, animal lover, animal lovers, elitist, elitists, toast, expectant, entitled, greed, greedy, upper class, upper classes, haute cuisine
"When the mayor closes a zoo, the animals have to go somewhere, Martha."
Lemming Cab Co.
Lemming Cab Co.
"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."
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"I see van Gogh's influence."
Tags:van gogh, vincent van gogh, painter, painters, artist, artists, post-impressionist, post-impressionism, deluded, delusional, elephant, elephants, elephant lover, elephant lovers, animal, animals, animal lover, animal lovers, bad painter, bad painting, influence, artistic influence, influence in art, influential
"I would like to be supported, not by a man, but maybe by working animals -- say a troupe of tigers working in the circus, or two racehorses, or a dog who's landed a sitcom."
Tags:wife, wives, housewife, housewives, working animal, working animals, support, supported, work, works, working, worker, workers, gender role, gender roles, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, pet, pets, animal lover, animal lovers, independent woman, independent women, kept woman, kept women, feminist, feminists, feminism
Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.
Tags:opera, operas, opera singer, opera singers, opera lover, opera lovers, theatre, threatres, theater, theater, kudus, antelope, deer, animals, animal lover, animal lovers, pun, puns, word play, play on words, puntastic, kudos, praise, prestige, status, performance, performer, mistake, mistakes, clerical error, clerical errors, errors, typo, typos, human error
"When did you become such a big animal lover?"
"And to whom do you wish to leave the bulk of your estate, sir?"
Tags:inherit, inheriting, inheritor, inheritors, beaver, beavers, pet beaver, pet beavers, will, wills, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, will and testament, last will and testament, leaving a will, leaving money, estate, lawyer, lawyers, pointless, pointlessness, wasting money, waste of money, pet lover, pet lovers, animal lover, animal lovers
"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."
"'Born in conservation,' if you don't mind. 'Captivity' has negative connotations."
Tags:elephant, elephants, conservation, conservations, conservationism, zoo, zoos, captivity, captive, animal, connotations, animal lover, animal lovers, parent, parents, parenting, kid, kids, child, family, word, words, word play, play on words, name, names, environmental, environmentalism, environmentalist
Dreams of Grandeur
"Well, then, how about letting our dogs have sex?"
Tags:flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, dog park, dog parks, park, parks, walk the dog, walks the dog, walking the dog, dog walker, dog walkers, harassment, harasser, harassers, dog, dogs, animal lover, animal lovers, icebreaker, icebreakers, ice breaker, ice breakers, conversation, make conversation, making conversation, chat up, chats up, chatting up, pickup line, pickup lines, pick-up line
"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."
Tags:cat, cats, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, guilt, guilts, guilting, guilt-inducing, guilty, wake, wakes, waking, catnap, catnaps, cat nap, cat napping, too much coffee man, wait, waits, waiting, long wait, long waits, cuddle, cuddles, cuddling, cuddle time, snuggle, snuggles, snuggling, pet, pets, animal lover, animal lovers, cat lover, cat lovers, cat people, cat person, cat lady, cat ladies, wake, wakes, waking up, purr, purrs, purring
A dog barking.
Name badges at a party
"Im not vegan because I love animals, I'm vegan because I hate plants."
"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."
"Also, this apartment comes with easy access to the stray cats in the alley."
Tags:cat person, cat people, cat lover, cat lovers, alley cat, alley cats, stray cat, stray cats, stray, strays, alley, alleys, feline, felines, pet, pets, animal lover, animal lovers, selling point, selling points, property viewing, property viewings, house viewing, house viewings, real estate, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, realtor, realtors, sales spiel, sales spiels