"O.K., so no animals were harmed, but were they adequately compensated?"
"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."
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Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People
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A mother visits a lab rat.
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"It's just a theory, but perhaps it's their opposable thumbs that makes them crazy."
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"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"
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"You are one sick rabbit."
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A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.
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"Oh? Well, in that case, this is fake paint."
"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"
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"Karl! What happened?"
"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!"
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"They should never have allowed us to be free-range."
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"Your generous donation," said the Dodo, "will help us in our quest to find a cure for extinction."
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"O.K. Just make sure no animals are harmed in the exploding-donkey scene."
"Don't mind me, folks. I'm just here to check the sprinkler system."
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"I cleared out the case so people can crawl inside and feel what it's like to be a piece of meat."
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"As an animal lover, I find these images disturbing."
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"I'd like to hear less talk about animal rights and more talk about animal responsibilities."
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"I hope that isn't real fur."
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"I would be an animal-rights activist, but I have allergies."
"Let's go to that new place where they club something to death and cook it for you right there."
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"If you pay enough, they'll let you swim with whatever animal you want."
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Peter and the Wolf, 1995.
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