A mother visits a lab rat.
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"It's just a theory, but perhaps it's their opposable thumbs that makes them crazy."
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"You are one sick rabbit."
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A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.
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"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"
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"Karl! What happened?"
"I hope that isn't real fur."
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"I would be an animal-rights activist, but I have allergies."
Peter and the Wolf, 1995.
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"Poke my bunny with a stick, sir?"
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"We're free-range. Why not run for it?"
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Why Elephants Go Crazy
"Tough day at the labyrinth?"
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"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"
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"Great- now we're endangered and reviled."
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"I'm thinking of having her declawed."
"Look, I'd rather be free, too, but at least we're not in a zoo anymore."
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"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."
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"Maybe it means something different in Dolphin?"
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"The animal-rights folks are getting on our case for cow punching."
Hunters are hunted by a bear, a rabbit and a deer.
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"I knew this would happen if those damned conservationists had their way!"
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"Your grass-fed beef - are the cows forced to eat the grass?"
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"That's cruel, Hotchkiss!"
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"What if we only kept bad animals that were convicted of some crime?"