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A mouse searches for his television and easy chair in a maze.
"And this one's for entering an animal facility under siege."
Why animal testing takes so long.
"The results are meaningless, but it gets the animal-rights people off our backs."
"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."
"If you have any of our genetically-modified specials, we'd like to know if you have any interesting reactions,"
"Yes, it was tested on rabbits and they simply adored it."
"We're ready to start testing this Fall collection on Humans."
"Here you go. I found a brand that doesn't test on animals."