"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."
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spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, partners, partner, significant other, significant others, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, long-term relationships, long term relationship, long term relationships, married life, marriage, marriages, domestic, domestic life, happy marriage, reflection, reflections, reminisce, reminiscing, anniversary, anniversaries, wedding anniversary, wedding anniversaries"Forty-eight years, Sarah, and I still go gaga when I look at you. I must be nuts."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, love, romance, romantic, unromantic, crazy, anniversary, anniversaries, crazy in love, lovesick"An anniversary present? For me? I remembered? Well, thank me very much!"
"I'm just as ambivalent about her as the day we met, fifty years ago."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, romance, romantic, love, first meeting, first date, first dates, anniversary, anniversaries, wedding anniversary, 50, fifty, mixed, ambivalent, undecided, unsure, feeling, feelings, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged"To my wife of fifteen years —arguably the best of my many perks."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, anniversary, anniversaries, leisure, perk, perks, toast, toasting, raise a glass, speech, speeches, celebrate, celebrations, ego, egotistical, egocentric"We've been married for twenty-five years. Perhaps we should remove the last remaining can."
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marriage, just married, wedding, weddings, lazy, tin can, tin cans, wedding decor, wedding decoration, wedding decorations, wedding car, can on a string, car, cars, automobile, automobile, vehicle, vehicles, bumper, bumpers, wedding anniversary, anniversary, anniversaries, celebration, prolonged celebration, lazy, laziness, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, nag, nagging"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."
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outdoors, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, outdoors man, outdoors men, cabin, cabins, camp, camps, camping, campsite, campsites, vermin, pest, pests, insect, insects, bug, bugs, romance, romantic, getaway, getaways, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, rough it, roughing it, nature, natural world, love, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, tick, ticks, discomfort, uncomfortable, anniversary, anniversaries"It's truly remarkable, Louis, thirty-seven years next Tuesday and never a cross word between us."
"I happen to think the blue light of the TV screen is very romantic."
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dinner, dinners, special meal, special meals, gender difference, gender differences, men, women, romance, romantic meal, romantic meals, valentine's day, valentines day, tv dinner, tv dinners, anniversary, anniversaries, anniversary dinner, anniversary supper, distraction, distractions, distracting, tv addict, tv addicts, television, televisions"We've been married a long time in Hollywood years."
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hollywood, hollywood marriage, hollywood marriages, celebrity marriage, celebrity marriages, divorce, divorces, divorce culture, los angeles, l.a. lifestyle, la lifestyle, marriage, marriages, long-term relationships, long marriage, long marriages, anniversary, anniversaries, moral, morals, tradition, traditions, dog years, translation, translations, translating"Don't forget—grubs, mites, worms. I want this to be a very special evening."
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bird, birds, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, birds nest, bird's nest, date night, date nights, dinner party, dinner parties, home cooking, posh food, posh meal, posh meals, anniversary, anniversaries, insect, insects"Oh, Sid! You should have!"
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relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, dating, present, present, gift, gifts, jewellery, jewelry, anniversary, anniversaries, birthday, birthdays, woman, women"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."
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midlife crisis, midlife crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, middle age, middle aged, anniversary, anniversaries, ten year anniversary, ten year anniversaries, bike, bikes, motorbike, motorbikes, motorcycle, motorcycles, biker, bikers, biking, age, ages, ageing, aging, mourn, mourns, mourning, grow old, grows old, growing old, lost youth"You missed our anniversary again."
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jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, dungeon, dungeons, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, crime, punishments, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, celly, cellie, cellies, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, friend, friends, friendversary, friendversaries, anniversary, anniversaries, missed, forgot, valentines, valentine's day, romantic, time, calendar, calendars, counting the daysBig Brother 1948-1984
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cliche, cliches, cliched, 1984, big brother, science fiction, scifi, sci-fi, grave, graves, gravestone, gravestones, epitaph, epitaphs, orwell, george orwell, anniversary, anniversaries, dystopia, dystopian, future, futures"Miss Windham, I wonder if you would mind stepping in here and joining me in a thirtieth-anniversary chorus or two of 'Blowin' in the Wind'?"
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anniversary, anniversaries, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, singalong, singalongs, singing along, harmony, harmonies, harmonize, harmonizes, harmonizing, harmonise, harmonises, harmonising, dylan, bob dylan, office assistant, office assistants, assistance, assistant, assistants"Well, Pook, here's to one old marriage that just won't go away."
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husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, nagging, nag, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying, pestering, pester, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints, dinner party, dinner, party, parties, guests, guest, friend, friends, anniversary, anniversaries"None for me, thanks."
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anniversary, anniversaries, diet, diets, dieting, anniversary dinner, anniversary dinners, go out, goes out, going out, omen, omens, bad omen, bad omens, ominous, married life, married lives, matrimony, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, husband, husbands, wife, wives, first anniversary, 1st anniversary, paper anniversary, cotton anniversary, harbinger, harbingers, celebrate, celebrates, celebrating, celebration, celebrations, gain weight, gains weights, gaining weight, anxiety, anxieties, insecure, insecurity, insecurities"Oh, and I've taken the liberty of sending anniversary cards to the axis of evil."
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satan, devil, lucifer, devil, devils, satanic, demon, demons, hades, hell, axis of evil, bush, george w. bush, w, iran, iraq, north korea, war on terror, cards, card, greeting card, greeting cards, stationary, anniversary, anniversaries, assistant, assistants, personal assistant, personal assistants, administrative assistant, administrative assistants, secretary, secretaries, personal assistant, personal assistantsKevin's Eleven-Thousandth Day of Being Kevin
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kevin, count, counts, counting, tic, tics, tic mark, tic marks, mark time, marks time, marking time, identity, identities, name, names, tick mark, tick marks, tick, ticks, anniversary, anniversaries, passage of time, passages of time, thirty, thirties, thirtieth birthday, 30th birthday, 30, birthday, birthdays"It's sweet, Tom, and I know that's the site where we first met, but for this anniversary I thought we might go to a restaurant."
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dating site, dating sites, website, websites, online date, online dates, online dating, internet date, internet dates, internet dating, anniversary, wedding anniversary, wedding anniversaries, meet, meets, meeting, nostalgia, nostalgic, modern life, modern times, internet generation, internet generations, millennial, millennials, date night, date nights"Honey, I got a brand-new bow for our car!"
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car, cars, new car, new cars, gift, gifts, present, presents, mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, anniversary, anniversaries, birthday, birthdays, bow, bows, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, letdown, letdowns, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, auto, automobile, automobiles, gift wrap, gift wraps, gift wrapping, wrapping, wrap up, wraps up, wrapping up"I guess this makes up for all those months you didn't speak to me."
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pearl, pearls, oyster, oysters, clam, clams, clam up, clams up, clamming up, present, presents, gift, gifts, giving gifts, anniversary, anniversaries, make up, makes up, making up, conflict, conflicts, resolve, resolves, resolving, conflict resolution, counseling, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, couple, couples, married couple, married couples, silent treatment, silence, communication, lack of communication"Guess who's wearing her anniversary funjams, Freddy?"
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, underwear, pants, pajamas, pyjamas, pjs, lingerie, anniversary, anniversaries, middle age, middle aged, age, ages, ageing, aging, dead bedroom