Anniversary Cartoons

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

"Forty-eight years, Sarah, and I still go gaga when I look at you. I must be nuts."

"An anniversary present? For me? I remembered? Well, thank me very much!"

"I'm just as ambivalent about her as the day we met, fifty years ago."

"To my wife of fifteen years —arguably the best of my many perks."

"We've been married for twenty-five years. Perhaps we should remove the last remaining can."

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"It's truly remarkable, Louis, thirty-seven years next Tuesday and never a cross word between us."

"We've been married a long time in Hollywood years."

"I happen to think the blue light of the TV screen is very romantic."

"Don't forget—grubs, mites, worms. I want this to be a very special evening."

"Oh, Sid! You should have!"

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

"You missed our anniversary again."

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

Big Brother 1948-1984

"Miss Windham, I wonder if you would mind stepping in here and joining me in a thirtieth-anniversary chorus or two of 'Blowin' in the Wind'?"

"Well, Pook, here's to one old marriage that just won't go away."

"None for me, thanks."

"Oh, and I've taken the liberty of sending anniversary cards to the axis of evil."

Kevin's Eleven-Thousandth Day of Being Kevin

"It's sweet, Tom, and I know that's the site where we first met, but for this anniversary I thought we might go to a restaurant."

"Honey, I got a brand-new bow for our car!"

"I guess this makes up for all those months you didn't speak to me."

"Guess who's wearing her anniversary funjams, Freddy?"