"Attention passengers. Flight 369 has been cancelled due to our desire to ruin your life."
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"Our maintenance crew is fixing a problem that should only take a few minutes but which will haunt you for the duration of the flight."
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"Ninth floor, underwear, socks, t-shirts."
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"Effective immediately, I will be stepping down. Then back up. Then down."
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"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."
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"Today, class, I'm proud to announce my tenure."
"Owning to an unforeseen dip in the fiefdom's population, we regret that we must once again raise taxes."
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"Will the owner of the car with license plate 417-JHL please move it?"
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"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."
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"Folks, today we're going to have perfect weather and some great views of states that are swinging to the Democrats."
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"Whether I have five passengers or five hundred, I try to make the same inane announcements."
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Sports Radio in Crisis
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Tags:viking, vikings, woman, women, warrior, warriors, warrior woman, warrior women, valkyries, valkyrie, mythology, myth, mythologyies, myths, mythological, norse, norse myth, norse gods, nordic, nordic myth, train, trains stop, commute, commuter, commuting, commutes, announcement, announcer, train stop, train stops, next stop, escort, escorting, travel, travelling, valhalla, history, historical, juxtaposition
The Sequel is Coming
Tags:doomsday, doomsayer, doomsayers, movie, movies, film, the movie industry, hollywood, sequel, sequels, overkill, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, inevitable, inevitability, +film industry, consumerism, placard, placards, announcement, announcements, repetitive, derivative, unorigibnal
"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."
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"If you are travelling with small children or if you just need a little extra time, we invite you to board the aircraft at this time."
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"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."
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"And now, before we adjourn, Ms. Hunnicutt will announce the meeting's M.V.P."
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"Honey! I'm home!"
"The guy with the weird skin disease forgot to sign the privacy forms."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, there is an uptown train a hundred and two stations away."
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"I am therefore stepping down to spend more time with my family—but not with my wife, Tammy, who can be really annoying."
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"Hey, everybody, look who's here!"
"Good morning, folks, this is Captain Holwood from the flight deck. We'll be cruising at thirty-five thousand feet today, and I'll be finally taking control of my life, struggling to satisfy the needs of only one person—me!"
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"It's as big a turnout as we could manage, Sire. There's so much cynicism these days."
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