"I'm trapped in an elevator - wait, it gets worse."
Big Al's Banjo, Accordion, and Bagpipe Palace - Closed due to Geneva Convention
Tags:irritate, irritates, irritating, annoying, musical instrument, musical instruments, ear-shattering, ear-splitting, accordion, accordions, banjo, banjos, bagpipe, bagpipes, noise, geneva convention, war crime, war crimes, music store, music stores, closed, closure, closures, small business, small businesses, noise, noises, noisy, noisy neighbor, noisy neighbors, international law
"We've decided to build a little cubicle around you and your desk, Harris."
"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"
"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"
Tags:business, office, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, appointment, appointments, reschedule, reschedules, rescheduling, never, avoid, avoids, avoiding, dodge, dodges, dodging, unwanted, unwanted appointment, unwanted appointments, phone call, phone calls, unwanted, uninterested, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, nuisance, nuisances, mankoff
"It's too late, Roger - they've seen us."
Tags:street, on the street, in the street, bump into, bumped into, couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, out, downtown, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, unfriendly, companion, companions, dislike, like, disliked, annoyed, annoy, annoying, annoyance, married, married life, hide, hiding, dread, dreading, dreaded
"Excellent-let's run it through legal."
Tags:barbarian, barbarians, pillage, pillages, pillaging, raze, razes, razing, village, villages, barbaric, viking, vikings, innovation, innovations, innovator, innovators, invention, inventions, legal, legal department, legal departments, stab, stabs, stabbing, pike, pikes, spear, spears, spearing, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, frustration, frustrations, frustrated
"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."
Tags:grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, super market, super markets, loyalty card, loyalty cards, loyalty scheme, loyalty scheme, membership card, membership cards, loyalty schemes, memberships, membership, sales tactics, sales tactic, pester, pestering, annoy, annoying, shop, shopping, shopper, shoppers, commercialism, consumerism, consumerist, capitalism, capitalist, capitalist, shop assistant, shop assistants, pestered, badger, badgering, badgered, annoy, annoying, annoyed, irritate, irritating, irritated, pressure, pressurising, pressurizing, pressurise, pressurize
"So how's everything going?"
"Still on your left."
Tags:gym, gyms, gym-goer, gym-goers, cycle, cyclist, cyclists, bicycle, bicycles, treadmill, treadmills, no escape, no escaping, escape, escapes, on your left, pace, paces, pacing, paced, keeping pace, annoying, annoyed, annoy, annoyance, sport, sports, fit, fitness, fitspo, cardio, cardio, running, runner, runners, marathon, marathons, marathon training
"Are we there yet?"
"My child's school is having an auction, so can your entire life come to a halt?"
Tags:school, schools, auction, auctions, fundraiser, fundraisers, fundraising, unrealistic, expectation, expectations, self-interest, self-interested, selfish, parent, parents, modern parent, modern parents, parenting, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, nuisance, nuisances, co-worker, co-workers, colleague, colleagues, entitled, entitlement complex, imposition, impositions, impose, imposing
"Oh, God! Here comes little Miss Perky."
Tags:perky, irritating, irritation, irritations, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, frustrate, frustrates, annoying, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, frenemy, frenemies, yap, yaps, yappy, dog, dogs, chihuahua, chihuahuas, bloodhound, bloodhounds, grump, grumps, grumpy, cheerful, cheerfulness, sunny, disposition, dispositions
"I knew I smelled something funny."
"I'm not listening to any radio program. I'm listening to my wife!"
"Excuse me, sir—care to take a moment to check out my new clipboard? Ma'am? I just got a new clipboard. New clipboard, anyone? Anyone?"
Tags:clipboard, clipboards, poll, polls, polling, pollster, pollsters, street scene, street scenes, solicit, solicits, soliciting, solicitor, solicitors, solicitation, sell, sells, selling, seller, sellers, survey, surveys, surveying, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyance, irritating, irritate, irritates, stop people, stops people, stopping people, pedestrian, pedestrians
"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"
Tags:breathe, breathes, breathing, snore, snores, snoring, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, annoy, annoys, irritate, irritations, irritations, irritates, irritating, noise, noises, sound, sounds, share a bed, sharing a bed, married couple, married couples, spat, spats, fight, fights, argument, arguments, loud breathing, loud breathers, couple, couples
"I can feel the baby kicking."
'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"
Tags:supermarket, supermarkets, grocery store, grocery stores, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, shop, store, food, aisle, aisles, block the aisles, blocking the aisles, blocking, block, blocked, employer, grocery cart, grocery carts, shopping cart, shopping carts, cart, carts, shopping, shopper, shoppers, grocery shopping, retire, retirement, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, elderly, old people, old man, old men, stereotypes, stereotype, annoying, incompetent, pet peeve, pet peeves, training, trainer, trainers, trainee, trainees
The Couple Who Didn't Come Down With The Flu
"You've reached 911, and there's someone here who wants to say hello."
Tags:say hello, saying hello, pet, pets, pet lover, pet lovers, cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, 911, emergency, emergencies, emergency operator, emergency operators, cute, cuteness, overly cute, casual, out-of-place, police, call the police, calling the police, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, modern life, cat owner, cat owners, cat person, cat people, feline, felines, hold, holds, holding, on hold, emergency response, emergency responses, emergency response system, emergency response systems
"Extreme Leaf Blowing"
Tags:leaf blower, leaf blowers, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, lawn maintenance, maintenance, maintenance man, maintenance men, lawn service, groundskeeper, groundskeepers, leaf, leaves, destruction, destroy, destroying, funnel, funnels, funnel cloud, funnel clouds, tornado, tornadoes, weather, bad weather, storm, storms, stormy, windy, wind, windstorm, windstorms, extreme, neighbourhood, neighborhood, fall, autumn, noisy, annoying, loud
"I don't bug you about your catnip. Don't bug me about my Martinis."
Tags:catnip, cat nip, drug problem, drug problems, drinking problem, drinking problems, alcoholic, alcoholics, blame, blames, blame game, blame games, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, martini, martinis, pester, pesters, pestering, intervention, interventions, lash out, lashes out, lashing out, dog, dogs, cat, cats, pet, pets, nag, nags, nagging, annoy, annoyed, annoying
"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, family law, crime, shot, gun violence, gun crime, gun, guns, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, patient, patience, no patience, ran out of patience, moral relativism, yo, annoying, bothering, anger, upset, angry, frustrated, frustration
"Among them, my children have eighteen years of accumulated experience harassing their mother!"