"Honey, wake up! I just remembered something you did that annoyed the hell out of me!"
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"Langsford, will you please stop interjecting quotes from Kahlil Gibran?"
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"You could add 'Men who say "Ciao!" who are not even Italian or of Italian descent' to that list."
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"You know, Margaret, a lot of people who can knit don't."
"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."
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"Edward attracts light."
"If I ever make a phone call from a bus, do something about me."
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"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."
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"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."
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"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"
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"Carol—you're muttering about NPR again."
"Stop tensing your abdominals!"
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"Must you precede everything you say with 'This is your captain speaking'?"
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Couple Watching Scary Film
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"You wouldn't like it if I woke up and wrote things down in the middle of the night."
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"Every time Mother speaks, Howard, you join in and finish her sentences in unison with her. She would appreciate it if you didn't do that."
"Please, could you lose the hindsight, just for today?"
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New Man Offenses
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"For God's sake, Felton, would you stop with that 'He-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ere's So-and-So'?"
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"You used to love the way I annoyed the hell out of you."
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"People saying 'Expresso' used to cheese me off, too. But with Trump in the White House, it kinda lost its sting."
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"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."
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"Oh my God with the singing!"
"You keep saying apocalyptic but I think you mean post-apocalyptic."
"Do you realize you snore when you meditate?"