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Answer Cartoons
Answer cartoon 1 of 38
"That's an excellent prescreened question, but before I give you my stock answer I'd like to try to disarm everyone with a carefully rehearsed joke."
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politics, politician, politicians, debate, debates, political debate, political debates, speech, speeches, presentation, presentations, election, elections, public speaking, public debate, public debates, pre-screen question, pre-screened questions, question, questions, stock answer, stock answers, answer, answers, rehearse, rehearsal, rehearsals, rehearsed, joke, jokes, candidate, candidates, political candidate, political candidates, debating, podium, podiums, audience, auditorium, auditoriums, stage, stages, presidential candidate, presidential candidates, presidential election, presidential elections, campaign, campaigns, political, prepared, preparation, preparations, disarmAnswer cartoon 2 of 38
"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, diagnosis, diagnoses, treatment, treatments, cure, cures, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, pill, pills, antibiotic, antibiotics, infection, infections, strategy, strategies, military, general, generals, officer, officers, troop, troops, war, wars, plan of attack, answer, answersAnswer cartoon 3 of 38
"That is the correct answer, Billy, but I'm afraid you don't win anything for it."
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game show, game shows, expectation, expectations, expectant, entitled, entitlement, reward, rewards, prize, prizes, prize money, student, students, grade school, elementary school, teacher, teachers, kid, kids, answer, answers, correct answer, correct answers, money, win, wins, winner, winners, winning, winnings, quiz show, quiz shows, unrealisticAnswer cartoon 4 of 38
INTERACTIVE TV
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television, televisions, tv, t.v., tvs, interactive, interactivity, interaction, interactions, computer, computers, technologies, media, entertainment, thumb your nose, thumb ones nose, thumb one's nose, rude, rudeness, impolite, snub, snubbing, make fun, silly, silliness, answer, answering, answersAnswer cartoon 5 of 38
"That was fast."
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response, responses, response team, response teams, angel, angels, pray, prayers, prayer, answer, answers, answering, heavenly, god, instant, instantaneous, instant response, instant responses, quick, quick response, quick responses, hurry, hurries, hurrying, christian, christians, christianity, theist, theists, believer, believers, faithful, almighty, god, holy spiritAnswer cartoon 6 of 38
"Will work for 18 across"
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homeless, homelessness, homeless man, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, hobo, hobos, beggar, beggars, sign, signs, poor, unemployed, unemployment, out of work, out-of-work, crossword, crosswords, crossword puzzles, crossword puzzles, answer, answers, puzzle, puzzles, grid, grids, grid puzzle, grid puzzles, across, downAnswer cartoon 7 of 38
"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"
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animal, animals, sheep, flock, flocks, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, bo-peep, little bo-peep, roll call, roll calls, attendance, present, answer, answers, answering, name, names, list, listsAnswer cartoon 8 of 38
"Witness will confine herself to answering counsel's questions, and refrain from giving opinions as to constitutionality and the like."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, constitution, constitutions, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, lady liberty, statue of liberty, liberty, justice, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, witness, witnesses, witness stand, refrain, opinion, opinions, constitutionality, question, questions, questioning, answer, answers, confine, politics, government, governmentsAnswer cartoon 9 of 38
"Maybe it's not a wrong answer - maybe it's just a different answer."
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wrong answer, wrong answers, sum, sums, addition, additions, blackboard, blackboards, math, maths, mathematics, mathematician, mathematicians, teacher, teachers, lesson, lessons, class, classes, classroom, classrooms, answer, answers, philosopher, philosophers, philosophy, debate, debates, smart alec, smart alecs, smart aleck, smart alecks, right answer, right answers, educator, educators, school, schools, schoolingAnswer cartoon 10 of 38
"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"
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history, historical, medieval, princess, princesses, prince, princes, royal, royalty, demanding, question, questions, questioning, answer, answers, nagging, angry, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, armor, armour, suit of armor, suit of armour, weapon, weapons, spear, spears, lance, lances, rescuing, saving, knight in shining armor, knight in shining armour, woman, women, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflictsAnswer cartoon 11 of 38
"Let me answer your question by saying that you're being really aggressive, and it's totally freaking me out."
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politics, politician, politicians, political, political speech, speech, speeches, public speaking, political leader, political leaders, government, press, press conference, journalist, journalism, journalists, reporter, reporters, news, media, q&a, questions, question, answer, answers, avoiding the question, aggressive, stage fright, under pressure, public figure, public figuresAnswer cartoon 12 of 38
"Today, not only did the President refuse to answer reporters' questions but every single official in the country, high and low, also refused to answer reporters' questions."
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news, newscast, anchor, anchors, anchorman, reporter, reporters, journalist, journalists, fake news, president, presidents, government, governments, politics, political, political leader, political leaders, media, politician, politicians, public official, public officials, questions, question, answer, answers, no answers, refusal, television, televisions, tv, tvs, journalism, donald, trump, trump administration, the donaldAnswer cartoon 13 of 38
"A Ms. Ramona Bissell of West Allison, Vermont, writes, 'What the hell is going on?' We here at WVCN think that question deserves an answer."
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question, questions, question and answer, questioning, reporter, reporters, reporting, outrage, outraged, populist, populists, populism, anger, angry, fury, furious, explanation, explanations, demand an explanation, demands an explanation, demanding an explanation, answer, answers, demand answers, demanding answers, newscast, newscasts, newscaster, newscasters, reporter, reporters, reporting, news report, news reportsAnswer cartoon 14 of 38
The Participatory Blues
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participation, participatory, blues, blues musician, blues musicians, blues artist, blues artists, call and response, guess, guesses, guessing game, guessing games, musician, musicians, artist, artists, rhetorical question, rhetorical questions, question, questions, answer, answers, answering, lonely, loneliness, audience participation, heckle, heckles, heckling, insult, insults, insultingAnswer cartoon 15 of 38
Truth
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truth, the truth, fundamental truth, fundamental truths, answer, answers, big question, big questions, enlightenment, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, distraction, distractions, consumerism, capitalism, billboard, billboards, sign, signsAnswer cartoon 16 of 38
"We're running a bit short of time tonight, so let's skip the questions and go right to the answers."
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game show, game shows, answer, answers, quiz, quizzes, quiz show, quiz shows, tv show, tv shows, spoiler, spoilers, spoiling, question, questions, triva question, trivia questions, trivia, crunch time, short on time, skip ahead, skips ahead, skipping ahead, host, hosts, hosting, pointless, pointlessness, waste of time, wastes of timeAnswer cartoon 17 of 38
"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."
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math, maths, mathematics, mathematician, mathematicians, physicist, physicists, answers, meditate, meditations, meditating, meditation, buddha, buddhist, buddhists, meaning of life, the meaning of life, zen buddhist, zen buddhists, physics, zen, answer, inner peace, enlightenment, physicist, physicistsAnswer cartoon 18 of 38
"29 Across is classified, too, sir. They're all classified."
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military, pentagon, government, governments, secret, secrets, classified, classified information, general, generals, officer, officers, commander, commanders, crossword, crosswords, puzzle, puzzles, word puzzle, word puzzles, game, games, hobby, hobbies, leisure, across, down, word, words, answer, answers, unsolvable, impossible, solution, solutions, solve, solvingAnswer cartoon 19 of 38
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
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chicken, chickens, why did the chicken cross the road, cliche, cliches, crossing the road, the big questions, important question, important questions, q and a, answer, answers, small print, the small print, squinting, short sighted, short sightedness, nearsighted, nearsightedness, trap, traps, trick, tricks, curiosityAnswer cartoon 20 of 38
"You know how I feel about sampling!"
Answer cartoon 21 of 38
"If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am only for myself, what am I? If not now, when?" "This just in" "1. Nobody - 2. A schmuck - 3. Maybe tomorrow."
Answer cartoon 22 of 38
The Encyclopedia of Job
Answer cartoon 23 of 38
"That, of course, is the military solution."
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education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, math, maths, mathematics, arithmetic, math problem, math problems, solving, solution, solutions, answer, answers, military, military solution, general, generals, bombing, explosion, explosions, bomb, bombs, exploding, blowing up, weapon, weapons, army, navy, marines, air force, future, future career, future job, from the mouths of babes, kid, kids, child, childrenAnswer cartoon 24 of 38
"I feel like you're limiting me to correct answers."
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elementary, kid, kids, child, childhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, childish, kindergarten, grade, preschool, pre-school, educating, education, teacher, teachers, modern, modern life, modern world, student, students, playful, playfulness, eager, eagerness, eagerly, happy, happiness, patient, patience, book, books, precocious, correct, correctness, test, testing, limited, limits, limit, answerAnswer cartoon 25 of 38
"I don't have all the answers but I do have all the money."
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