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Answering Machine Cartoons

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Answering Machine cartoon 4 of 25

answering machine cartoon

"You have reached the home of Henry and Maureen Wells. If you are selling something, press 1; if you are asking for money, press 2; if you want to talk about phone service, press 3."

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CC35556

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2443x2450 (unwatermarked)

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Answering Machine cartoon 6 of 25

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Answering Machine cartoon 8 of 25

answering machine cartoon

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

Artist:

Vey, P. C.

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NA200410

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2448x2810 (unwatermarked)

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Answering Machine cartoon 9 of 25

answering machine cartoon

"Hello. You have reached the Palace. If you wish to speak to the King, press '1' now. If you wish to speak to the Queen, press '2' now. If you wish to speak to the Chancellor of the Exchequer, press '3' now. And if you wish to speak to the Minister of Cul

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CC25020

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2355x2341 (unwatermarked)

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Answering Machine cartoon 11 of 25

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Answering Machine cartoon 12 of 25

answering machine cartoon

"Your call is important to us. Please hold for four hours, howl obscenities, punch a hole in the wall, and hang up."

Artist:

Rolli

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CX304929

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1500x1500 (unwatermarked)

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Answering Machine cartoon 13 of 25

answering machine cartoon

"I'm sorry I'm not available to answer you personally right now. Please leave your name and a message with the time and date you tried to reach me, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Please wait for the beep."

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CC30209

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3021x3342 (unwatermarked)

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Answering Machine cartoon 16 of 25

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Answering Machine cartoon 17 of 25

answering machine cartoon

"Hi. I'm calling at random to give you 3 million dollars, but since your're not at home, I'm going to call somebody else."

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CX304552

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1261x1446 (unwatermarked)

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Answering Machine cartoon 19 of 25

answering machine cartoon

"I see, your name is Dad. And what family did you say you're with?"

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CC31970

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2756x3384 (unwatermarked)

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Answering Machine cartoon 22 of 25

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Answering Machine cartoon 23 of 25

answering machine cartoon

"I'm sorry, I can't talk to you now, but please leave your name and number after the sound of the tone and I'll call you back a little after twilight!"

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PB400542

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3614x2354 (unwatermarked)

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Answering Machine cartoon 25 of 25

answering machine cartoon

"To talk about the 76% of my time preparing lectures, press one. To talk about why adjunct professors teach most of the classes, press two, to talk. . ."

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CX305251

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1659x1500 (unwatermarked)

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