Answering Machines Cartoons

Answering Machines Cartoons

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"You have no new messages."

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"You have reached the home of Henry and Maureen Wells. If you are selling something, press 1; if you are asking for money, press 2; if you want to talk about phone service, press 3."

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Mom's Electronics

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"I see, your name is Dad. And what family did you say you're with?"

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Triple Witching Hour in Apartment 3-K.

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"They're out. It's the damn answering machine."

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"I hate calling her—she always picks up."

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"No, but I can take a message."

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(If the phone rings in my office, and no one is there to hear it, does it really ring? ..... oh, and the answering machine is broken.)

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The Black Hole Of Messages

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"Hi. I'm calling at random to give you 3 million dollars, but since your're not at home, I'm going to call somebody else."

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"I'm sorry I'm not available to answer you personally right now. Please leave your name and a message with the time and date you tried to reach me, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Please wait for the beep."

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"That's probably for me. I have call forwarding."

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"You're not at all like your answering machine."

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"Your call is important to us. Please hold for four hours, howl obscenities, punch a hole in the wall, and hang up."

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"Nothing to speak of. Someone left a Bronx cheer on your voice mail."

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"I know, I know you're recorded—but that doesn't alter the fact that I love you!"

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"Sorry, sir, you'll have to hang on some more, but I'm going to advance you to priority-hold status."

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"I'm sorry, I can't talk to you now, but please leave your name and number after the sound of the tone and I'll call you back a little after twilight!"

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Old MacDonald Checks His Voice Mail.

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While You Were Here

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"Hello. You have reached the Palace. If you wish to speak to the King, press '1' now. If you wish to speak to the Queen, press '2' now. If you wish to speak to the Chancellor of the Exchequer, press '3' now. And if you wish to speak to the Minister of Cul

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"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

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