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"That is the correct answer, Billy, but I'm afraid you don't win anything for it."

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"That was fast."

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"Will work for 18 across"

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INTERACTIVE TV

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"Your solution to everything is to show up, do your job, then go home!"

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The Encyclopedia of Job

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"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

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"Let me answer your question by saying that you're being really aggressive, and it's totally freaking me out."

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"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

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"Today, not only did the President refuse to answer reporters' questions but every single official in the country, high and low, also refused to answer reporters' questions."

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"That, of course, is the military solution."

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"We're running a bit short of time tonight, so let's skip the questions and go right to the answers."

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"29 Across is classified, too, sir. They're all classified."

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"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

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"Auto reply: I am dead and will have limited access to e-mail."

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"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"

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"That's probably for me. I have call forwarding."

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"I don't have all the answers but I do have all the money."

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"Now, before I give my pat answer, does anyone else have any dumb questions?"

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"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

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"Well, in my opinion it's 265! Are you telling me I don't have a right to my opinion?"

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"A Ms. Ramona Bissell of West Allison, Vermont, writes, 'What the hell is going on?' We here at WVCN think that question deserves an answer."

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"Witness will confine herself to answering counsel's questions, and refrain from giving opinions as to constitutionality and the like."

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"I've already told Mom about my day - ask her."

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"Maybe it's not a wrong answer - maybe it's just a different answer."

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