"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."
A penguin keeps a globe upside-down.
"You've got the damn thing on inside out!"
"They should never have allowed us to be free-range."
Tags:chicken, chickens, free range chicken, free range chickens, free-range chicken, free-rang chickens, animal rights, escape, escaping, wander off, wandering off, farm animal, farm animals, chicken farm, chicken farms, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, antarctica, the antarctic, runaway, runaways, running away
"This heat is killing me. Let's get a drink in Little Antarctica?"
Tags:antarctica, heatwave, heatwaves, heat-wave, heat-waves, businessmen, businessman, hot weather, sunshine, sunshines, summer, summers, summertime, summer-time, sunny weather, good weather, hot weather, cold drink, cold drinks, working environment, work environment, working environments, work environments
"One day, son, this will all be gone."
Tags:penguin, penguins, penguin colony, penguin colonies, arctic, antarctica, north pole, south pole, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, melting icecap, melting, icecap, ice-cap, ice-caps, global warming, climate change, climate-change, legacy, legacies, inheritance, heir, hairs, inheritances
"Maybe we'd stand a better change of rescue if we didn't look so much like penguins."
"Just because your father ate your brother doesn't mean he doesn't love you."
"Where are the cheese sticks?"
Tags:delivery, deliveries, pizza, pizzas, delivery man, delivery men, order, orders, ordering, cheese stick, cheese sticks, eskimos, arctic, inconvenient, inconvenience, forgotten item, forgotten items, missing item, missing items, out of the way, location, locations, antarctic, antarctica, igloo, igloos, redeliver, redelivers, redelivery, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, infuriating
"Why on earth would you spring for color film?"
Tags:animal, animals, penguin, penguins, talking animal, talking animals, antarctica, arctic, ice, snow, black, white, black and white, monochrome, monochromatic, waste, wasteful, useless, pointless, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, photography, photographer, photographers, film, camera, cameras, color film, colour film, taking photos, film camera, film cameras
"THis one is certainly not well-suited to its environment."
"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."
Tags:marriage, married, married life, relationship, argue, arguing, argued, argument, secret, secrets, break up, break-up, break ups, break-ups, penguin, penguins, documentary, animals, animal, in the wild, nature documentary, allusion, allude, alluding, pun, puns, play on words, context, contextual, film, films, movie, movies, nature, exotic, arctic, antarctica, dealbreaker, deal breaker, red flag, red flags, deal-breaker
Save the Whales
"Which one of us is me?"
Tags:anonymous, anonymity, penguin, penguins, emperor penguins, who is me, who is speaking, antarctica, antarctic, south pole, south poles, unidentifiable, identify, identifies, identifying, who is who, same, similar, copy, copies, indistinguishable, personified, personification, personifies, personify
(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)
A man walks past his bird bath in the winter; a penguin sitting on it looks at him.
"Here come the suits."
"I can remember when there was nothing here but polar ice."
Tags:global warming, climate change, hot weather, destination, destination vacation, destination vacations, vacation, vacations, vacationing, icecap, icecaps, melt, melts, melting, glacier, glaciers, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, beachfront, beachfront property, beachfront properties, beach, beaches, polar, polar ice, antarctica, antarctic, arctic, vacation, vacations, vacationing, north pole, south pole
"If we stand here long enough someone will offer us a reality show."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, penguin, penguins, antarctica, bird, birds, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, show, shows, program, programs, programmes, programme, reality, reality tv, reality t.v., reality television, reality show, reality shows, offer, offers, entertainment, modern life
An upset looking penguin watches a flying fish fly past him.
"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, flightless bird, flightless birds, penguin, penguins, antarctica, fish, fly, flying, swim, swimming, song, songs, famous song, famous songs, music, lyrics, confused, confusion, upsetting news, bad news, new information, quote, quotes, quoting, quotation, quotations
A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.
"You know it drives me crazy when you chew ice."
"Is my breath fishy?"