Tags:heaven, heavens, dog, dogs, pet, pets, all dogs go to heaven, all dogs, all dog, good dog, good boy, good boys, childhood, childhood pet, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, animals, animal, talking, talking animal, pet, pets, domestic pet, man's best friend, mans best friend, best friend, religious, religion, pearly gates, pearly gate, st peter, saint peter, unexpected
"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."
Tags:animal, animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, alligator, gator, gators, croc, crocodile, beauty, beautiful, medical, surgery, surgeon, dental, dental work, had work done, image clash, animals with human teeth, cosmetic, cosmetics, cosmetic dentistry, dentist, dentists, dentistry, life-changing, life changing, appearances, appearance, happy customer, happy customers, swamp
Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.
Tags:men, man, woman, women, boy, boys, girl, girls, feminine, femininity, masculine, masculinity, mice, mouse, cat, cats, animal, animals, anthromorphism, anthro, anthropmorhic, read, reading, books, book, self help, selfhelp, self-help, self help book, self help books, bed, beds, in bed, bedtime, bed time, relationship, bed time reading, bedtime reading, relationships, married, marriage, married life, genders, stereotype, stereotypes, understand, understanding, communication
"I think it loves us."
Tags:pet, pets, domestic, domestic pets, goldfish, gold fish, goldfish bowl, fish bowl, fish, fishes, love, loving, loves, wholesome, wholesomeness, aquatic, aquarium, aquariums, exotic fish, exotic pet, exotic pets, animal, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, role reversal, reversal, reverse, reversed, swap, role, role swap, pet owner, owner, ownership, pet care
"Barking at the mailman doesn't make you a media watchdog."
Tags:poser, posers, phony, phonies, discontent, discontents, dog, dogs, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pet, animal, animals, talking animal, post, postal, postal service, postman, postmen, post man, post office, media, media watchdog, watchdog, watch dog, pun, puns, guard, guard dog, pretense, pretenses, pretence, protest, protests, protesting, bark, barks, barking, pretend, all talk, fake news, fake, ombudsman, media watchdog, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, modern media, corrupt media, politics, political
"I've never trusted cows."
Tags:cow, cows, sheep, lamb, lambs, trust, trusts, trusted, pasture, pastures, field, fields, farm, farms, farming, farmed, farmer, suspicious, suspicion, sceptic, sceptical, scepticism, grass, grasses, grassy, countryside, country, country side, talking animal, talking animals, animal, animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism
"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."
Tags:shark, sharks, fish, fishes, teeth, tooth, dental, dentist, clothes, beach, beaches, underwater, aquatic, aquarium, fishing, marine, marina, swimming, swim, swims, jaw, fashion, fashions, eat, eating, danger, dangerous, dangers, dangerous waters, beware of shark, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking
Artist's Equipment Comes To Life
Tags:anthro, anthromoprhic, anthromorphise, anthromorphisis, personify, personified, personification, cartoonist, cartoonists, tools, tool, artist's tools, artist, artists, artistry, drawing, draws, drawings, draw, sketch, sketches, sketching, draughtsmanship, draftsmanship, art, arts, pen, pens, ink, inks, inking, inked, pencil, pencilled, pencils, white out, white-out, eraser, erasers, erased, rubber, rubbers, markers, brush pen, brush pens, brush-pen, brush-pens, nib pen, nib, nibs, brush, brushes, brushing, notebook, notes, notebooks, sketchpad, sketch pad, sketch pad, market, marketing, marketting, advertising, advertise, advertises, advertisement, protractor, protractors, compass, compasses, ruler, rulers
"You folks ready to order?"
Tags:hungry, hunger, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, mouth, mouths, food, foods, eat, eats, eating, eaten, restaurant, restaurants, order, orders, waitress, waiter, waiters, foodie, visual gag, sight gag, absurd, animal, animals, visual humor, visual humour, menu, menus, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism
Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives
Tags:kaiju, kaijus, monster, monsters, giant monster, giant monsters, battles, talking animal, talking animals, actor, actors, big budget, budget, exec, executive, executives, movie, movies, film, films, cinema, cinemas, box office, flop, box office flop, box-office, entertainment, failure, failed, battle, battled, argue, argued, antagonise, antagonise, threaten, threatened, versus, vs, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, hollywood, director, directors, producer, producers, sales, profit, profits, overwhelm, overwhelmed, gang up, ganged up
"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"
Tags:animal, animals, zebra, zebras, lion, lions, mane, manes, jungle, jungles, savannah, savannahs, africa, african, safari, safaris, prey, preys, predator, predator, king of the jungle, familiar, familiar joke, famous joke, famous jokes, irony, ironic, dramatic irony, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize
"It's what I do."
Tags:judge, judges, judged, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, jury duty, law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legalism, your honor, honor, your honour, court, courts, court of law, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, prosecute, prosecutor, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, snake, snakes, metaphor, metaphors
Centipede Used As Rowing Boat
Tags:cat burglar, pun, puns, cat, cats, crazy cat lady, cat lover, kitties, kitty, kitten, kittens, burglar, grand theft, grand theft auto, auto, autos, sign, signs, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, animals, animal, car, cars, theft, crimes, city life, urban life, urban living, city, cities, no mice, cliche, cliches, stereotype, sign, signs, signage, pet, pets, no valuables, valuable
"Ah - This Must Be My 2006"
Tags:meeting, meetings, business, offices, appointment, appointments, turtle, turtles, tortoise, tortoises, slow, slowly, desert, deserted, empty, time, times, long time, endless time, anthro, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, talking animal, talking animals, office life, relatable
"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."
Tags:lazy, laziness, pet, pets, pampered, pamper, pampered pets, cat, cats, kitten, kittens, kitty, kitties, stagnate, stagnant, easy life, slow, slow life, slow ride, moving, move, moves, moving on, time, times, passing time, lap cat, sleeping cat, direction, directions, house cat, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pet, domestic animals, animal, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism
"You run into a window, too?"
Tags:death, dead, died, dying, die, angel, angels, angelic, wing, wings, winged, angel wing, angel wings, bird, birds, talking animal, talking animals, heaven, heavens, after life, afterlife, life after death, flying, flight, flown, accident, accidents, accidental, accidental death, fly into the window, bird brain, bird brained, similarities, similar, common ground, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise
"Who here likes impressions?"
Tags:animal, talking animals, talking animal, stand up, stand up comedy, comedy, comedian, comedians, parrot, parrots, impressions, impression, impersonate, impersonates, impersonation, impersonations, parroting, parroted, parrotted, parrotting, polly, polly wanna cracker, cracker, polly want a cracker, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize, stage, stage show, show, shows, comedy show, comedy bar, play on words, word play, word-play, pun, punny
Peacock Working Out But With Feathers And Band
Tags:gym, gyms, gym rat, gym rats, peacock, peacocks, vain, vanity, beauty, beautiful, health and beauty, bird, birds, flex, flexing, muscle, bodybuilder, bodybuilding, muscles, mating rituals, animal, animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphize, anthropomorphism, flashy, show off, showing off, show-off
"Antarctica is nice, but the only thing I really miss is the herring."
Tags:penguin, penguins, travel, travelling, travelled, travels, tourism, tourist, tourists, antartica, herring, herrings, fish, fishes, cuisine, cuisines, bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, bar-fly, barflies, maritini, cocktail, cocktails, pub, pubs, homesick, homesickness, strange imagery, strange, surreal, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism
"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"
Tags:fashion, fashionable, fashions, costume, costumes, costumed, animal, animals, costumed animals, dress up, dress-up, dog, dogs, pet, pets, domestic animals, domestic pet, domestic pets, reality, madness, mad, animal fashion, cute, cutesy, cuter, silly, silliness, silly outfit, outfits, talking animals, talking animal, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize, owner, owners, pet owner, pet owners
"We had a great summer! Seven hundred and fifty thousand of us shared a house in the Hamptons."
Tags:bug, bugs, infest, infests, infested, infestation, infestations, vermin, vermins, insect, insects, roach, roaches, cockroach, cockroaches, bug problem, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, squeamish, summer, summer vacation, summer holiday, creepy, scale, scaled, perspective, perspectives, centipede, centipedes, hamptons, talking animal, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize
"Honey, can you get me that antelope?"
Tags:marriage, married, married life, happy marriage, unhappy marriage, antelope, antelopes, animal, animals, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, lazy, lazily, laziness, couch, couch potato, the game, watching the game, predator, predators, king of the jungle, slob, slobs, slobby, husband, husbands, wife, wives, gender stereotype
Evolution Of The Jet Ski
Tags:evolution, evolve, evolved, evolves, jet ski, jetski, legs, leg, land, science, scientific, sciences, biology, biological, darwin, darwinism, theory of evolution, evolutionary theory, visual gag, visual humor, visual humour, sight gag, sight humor, sight humour, beach, beaches, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, absurd, absurdity, surreal, surrealism, anthro, anthropomorphic
"Hey, pal, you're sitting on my wife."
Tags:anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, talking, talked, talking animal, talk, animal, animals, insect, insects, worm, worms, bait, baits, mulch, mulches, surreal, fishing, fish, fisherman, fishermen, fishery, river fishing, river, rivers, flyfishing, fly fishing, squish, squished, squash, squashed, squashes, surprise, surprised, dark humor, dark humour, angler, anglers, angling