"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."
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"I'm already seeing an anthropologist."
"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."
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Easter and Passover Island
"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"
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"I hunt and she gathers-otherwise, we couldn't make ends meet."
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"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."
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"How did you become interested in nature?"
"Evolution's been good to you, Sid."
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"A field anthropologist from the new Museum of American Financial History, sir."
Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.
"Jane Goodall said you were lots of fun."
Two Barbarians and a Professor of Barbarian Studies
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"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."
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"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''
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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love
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The Lost Tribe
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The Bronze Age of Television
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"But 'Tibetan Sky Burial' sounded so cool."
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"When did you get back from sabbatical?"
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