Tags:heaven, heavens, dog, dogs, pet, pets, all dogs go to heaven, all dogs, all dog, good dog, good boy, good boys, childhood, childhood pet, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, animals, animal, talking, talking animal, pet, pets, domestic pet, man's best friend, mans best friend, best friend, religious, religion, pearly gates, pearly gate, st peter, saint peter, unexpected
"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."
Tags:animal, animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, alligator, gator, gators, croc, crocodile, beauty, beautiful, medical, surgery, surgeon, dental, dental work, had work done, image clash, animals with human teeth, cosmetic, cosmetics, cosmetic dentistry, dentist, dentists, dentistry, life-changing, life changing, appearances, appearance, happy customer, happy customers, swamp
"Of course I love you-I'm programmed to love you. I'm a goddam lovebird."
Tags:bird, birds, lovebird, lovebirds, couple, couples, relationships, biological imperative, biological imperatives, biological mandate, biological mandates, aves, parrot, parrots, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, biological programming, biologically programmed, mates for life, mating for live, true to your name, love, loving, lovers, lover, romance, romantic, romantics, unromantic, husband and wife, husbands and wives
"I think it loves us."
Tags:pet, pets, domestic, domestic pets, goldfish, gold fish, goldfish bowl, fish bowl, fish, fishes, love, loving, loves, wholesome, wholesomeness, aquatic, aquarium, aquariums, exotic fish, exotic pet, exotic pets, animal, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, role reversal, reversal, reverse, reversed, swap, role, role swap, pet owner, owner, ownership, pet care
"We're presenting this year's award to the tomato—for the way he has deepened our understanding of world-conflict resolution, for fostering the ideals of peace, friendship, and international brotherhood, and for being delicious."
Tags:award, awards, awarding, awards ceremony, awards ceremonies, prize, prizes, presentation, presentations, presenting, tomato, tomatoes, food, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification, peace, world peace, friendship, international, brotherhood, conflict resolution, understanding, ideal, ideals, delicious, tasty, united nations, un
"Yeah, I was into the pet thing for a while, but that scene wasn't for me."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, job, jobs, work, career, careers, occupation, occupations, profession, professions, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, taxicab, taxicabs, passenger, passengers, life story, career changes, changing careers, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification
Tags:fish, fishes, bird, birds, aves, gotta swim, gotta fly, slogan, slogans, tshirt, tee, tees, tshirts, t shirt, t shirts, t-shirt, t-shirts, fashions, trend, trends, following trends, fish gotta swim bird gotta eat, fly, flies, insect, insects, prey, predator, eating, eat, swim, swimming, fly, flying, nature, instinct, instincts, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, word play
"I'm afraid your dental plan does not cover tusks."
Tags:dentist, dentists, dentistry, dentist surgery, dentists surgery, oral hygiene, dental hygiene, dental plan, healthcare, health insurance, health insurers, teeth, ivory, tusks, elephant, lion, capitalism, affordable healthcare, unaffordable healthcare, unaffordable, negligence, medical negligence, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, dental plans, dental insurance, coverage, terms of coverage
"Barking at the mailman doesn't make you a media watchdog."
Tags:poser, posers, phony, phonies, discontent, discontents, dog, dogs, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pet, animal, animals, talking animal, post, postal, postal service, postman, postmen, post man, post office, media, media watchdog, watchdog, watch dog, pun, puns, guard, guard dog, pretense, pretenses, pretence, protest, protests, protesting, bark, barks, barking, pretend, all talk, fake news, fake, ombudsman, media watchdog, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, modern media, corrupt media, politics, political
"I've never trusted cows."
Tags:cow, cows, sheep, lamb, lambs, trust, trusts, trusted, pasture, pastures, field, fields, farm, farms, farming, farmed, farmer, suspicious, suspicion, sceptic, sceptical, scepticism, grass, grasses, grassy, countryside, country, country side, talking animal, talking animals, animal, animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism
"I didn't realize, Your Honor. I assumed the law here was the same as in New Jersey. As you may know, dog eat dog is permissible there."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification, dog eat dog, dog-eat-dog, animal law, dog law, new jersey, defendant, defendants, client, clients, defense, defence, permissible, phrase, phrases, word play, wordplay
"If we give you an office with a window, how do we know you won't just fly away?"
Tags:bird, birds, birdman, birdmen, hiring, hiring process, hire, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, interviewer, interviewers, interviewee, interviewees, human resources, hr, h.r., recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, job application, job applications, applicant, applicant, searching for work, looking for a job, applying for a job, searching for a job, employee, employment, promotion, promotions, office manager, office managers, office management, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office space, office spaces, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism
"We should get out to the country more often."
Tags:dog, dogs, country, countryside, escape to the country, back to nature, getting back to nature, the great outdoors, great outdoors, wood, woods, forest, forests, tree, trees, canine, canines, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, tourists, escape, escapism, adventure, adventures, breaks, break
"Did you or did you not employ a leash to drag your cairn terrier, Jack, away from the corner of Park Avenue and Sixty-fifth Street in spite of his making every effort to clearly indicate to you that he wished to stay where he was?"
Tags:dog, dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owner, dog owners, fur baby, fur babies, trial, trails, courtroom, prosecution, prosecute, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, nice smells, smelling, smell, scent marking, scent markings, cairn terrier, cairn terriers, terrier, terriers, bad owner, bad owners, unforgivable sin, unforgivable sins, unforgivable crimes, unforgivable crime
"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."
Tags:shark, sharks, fish, fishes, teeth, tooth, dental, dentist, clothes, beach, beaches, underwater, aquatic, aquarium, fishing, marine, marina, swimming, swim, swims, jaw, fashion, fashions, eat, eating, danger, dangerous, dangers, dangerous waters, beware of shark, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking
"How about an apple split for a change?"
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, fruit, fruits, banana, bananas, apple, apples, banana split, banana splits, pudding, puddings, dessert, desserts, angry, upset, change, changes, changing, different, doing something different, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification, food, talking food
"The resolution has been made and seconded that we stick our heads in the sand."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, ostrich, ostriches, bird, birds, business, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, board member, board members, chairman, chairmen, office, offices, office life, board meeting, board meetings, meeting, meetings, motion, motions, stick your head in the sand, bury your head in the sand, have your head in the sand, ignoring, hiding, avoiding, personification, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic
"You are a very sick rabbit."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, sick, sickness, ill, illness, medicine, medical, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification, word play, wordplay
"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, horoscope, horoscopes, zodiac, zodiac, astrology, star sign, star signs, western astrology, animal, animals, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, personification, bull, bulls, fish, ram, rams, crab, crabs, lion, lions, taurus, aeries, leo, pieces, cancer, relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, compatibility
"Forget exercise—find another pear to love you."
Tags:fruit, fruits, pear, pears, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, advice, medical advice, exercise, fitness, body shape, body image, weight, body weight, body type, body types, pear-shaped, health, unhealthy, obesity, obese, relationship, relationships, love, beauty, attractiveness, forget
"This fundamentally changes everything we know about elephants!"
"My sister had my homework. The dog ate them both."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, homework, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animal, cat, cats, feline, felines, dog, dogs, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification, excuse, excuses, the dog ate my homework, cliche, cliches
"Knock it off, will you, Tom? I've had a lousy day."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, canine, canines, pet dog, pet dogs, going home, coming home, home time, hometime, switch, switched, swap, swapped, woof, irritating, irritant, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, human traits, human trait, human characterstiucs, dog owner, dog owners, pet owner, pet owners, grumpy, grump, disgruntled, bad day at work, lousy day, bad day, bad days, pay back, pay-back, taste of your own medicine, karma, revenge, inconsiderate
"Joel, do you have a minute?"
"You folks ready to order?"
Tags:hungry, hunger, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, mouth, mouths, food, foods, eat, eats, eating, eaten, restaurant, restaurants, order, orders, waitress, waiter, waiters, foodie, visual gag, sight gag, absurd, animal, animals, visual humor, visual humour, menu, menus, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism