"I think it loves us."
Tags:pet, pets, domestic, domestic pets, goldfish, gold fish, goldfish bowl, fish bowl, fish, fishes, love, loving, loves, wholesome, wholesomeness, aquatic, aquarium, aquariums, exotic fish, exotic pet, exotic pets, animal, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, role reversal, reversal, reverse, reversed, swap, role, role swap, pet owner, owner, ownership, pet care
"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."
Tags:shark, sharks, fish, fishes, teeth, tooth, dental, dentist, clothes, beach, beaches, underwater, aquatic, aquarium, fishing, marine, marina, swimming, swim, swims, jaw, fashion, fashions, eat, eating, danger, dangerous, dangers, dangerous waters, beware of shark, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking
"Well, this is getting us exactly nowhere."
Tags:panda, pandas, panda bear, panda bears, science, scientist, scientists, bear, bears, observation, observing, taking notes, note taking, zoologist, zoologists, zoo, zoos, anthropomorphize, anthropomorphise, breeding program, breeding programs, conservation program, conservation programs, conservationist, conservationists
Centipede Used As Rowing Boat
"Ah - This Must Be My 2006"
Tags:meeting, meetings, business, offices, appointment, appointments, turtle, turtles, tortoise, tortoises, slow, slowly, desert, deserted, empty, time, times, long time, endless time, anthro, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, talking animal, talking animals, office life, relatable
"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."
Tags:lazy, laziness, pet, pets, pampered, pamper, pampered pets, cat, cats, kitten, kittens, kitty, kitties, stagnate, stagnant, easy life, slow, slow life, slow ride, moving, move, moves, moving on, time, times, passing time, lap cat, sleeping cat, direction, directions, house cat, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pet, domestic animals, animal, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism
"You run into a window, too?"
Tags:death, dead, died, dying, die, angel, angels, angelic, wing, wings, winged, angel wing, angel wings, bird, birds, talking animal, talking animals, heaven, heavens, after life, afterlife, life after death, flying, flight, flown, accident, accidents, accidental, accidental death, fly into the window, bird brain, bird brained, similarities, similar, common ground, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise
"Honey, can you get me that antelope?"
Tags:marriage, married, married life, happy marriage, unhappy marriage, antelope, antelopes, animal, animals, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, lazy, lazily, laziness, couch, couch potato, the game, watching the game, predator, predators, king of the jungle, slob, slobs, slobby, husband, husbands, wife, wives, gender stereotype
"Hey, pal, you're sitting on my wife."
Tags:anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, talking, talked, talking animal, talk, animal, animals, insect, insects, worm, worms, bait, baits, mulch, mulches, surreal, fishing, fish, fisherman, fishermen, fishery, river fishing, river, rivers, flyfishing, fly fishing, squish, squished, squash, squashed, squashes, surprise, surprised, dark humor, dark humour, angler, anglers, angling
"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"
Tags:horse, horses, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize, anthropomorphise, horsey, horse face, horse faced, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, hospital, hospitals, examination, appointment, appointments, surgeon, surgeons, get well, get well soon, bad news, be the bearer, bearer of bad news, friend, confidant, absurd, surreal, strange
Rabbit Meeting Shows Hopping Profits
Tags:animal, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, business, business management, management, profit, profits, profitability, projection, projections, projected, profiting, hop, hopping, business is booming, big business, exec, executive, executives, board, boardroom, profitable, upward, upward trend, market research, market
"Did you just do a rooster?"
Tags:call, calls, calling, crow, crowing, rooster, roosters, animal sound, animal sounds, sounds, sound, voice, voices, impression, impressions, impersonate, impersonations, impersonations, wolf, wolves, wolf howling, howl, howls, howling, howling at the moon, the moon, fill moon, moon, full-moon, wolf pack, pack of wolves, talking animals, talking animal, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, paly on words, word-play, word play
"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, bark, barking, woof, woofer, domestic animal, domestic animals, talking animal, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, tech, technology, internet, internet culture, blog, blogs, blogger, bloggers, blogging, pointless, pointlessly, incessant, incessantly, sarcasm, sarcastic, indicative gag, indicative joke, indicative