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"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "
The Dark Side of the Lone Ranger
"Of all the lazy, lowdown, deadbeat, pathetic losers you've ever met who had the most influence on you?"
"Technically, it's not a crime, but it still feels wrong."