"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."
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"Don't forget to take a handful of our complimentary antibiotics on your way out."
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"Your infection may be antibiotic-resistant, but let's see how it responds to intensive litigation."
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"I believe doctors write too many prescriptions, Mr. Martin. I'm writing you a sonnet."
"The penicillin looks good."
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"I said no to drugs, but the F.D.A. said yes."
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"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"
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"I must confess I've never seen such an unfortunate side reaction to penicillin."
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"The strain isn't clicking on the ads, Marie... They're becoming immune!"