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"What do you think, Al—shall I use the tax cut for a CD-ROM drive or an Uzi?"
"A well-regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, we need cheap, available handguns."
"Walter, do you remember when the one thing in the world that made you maddest was boondoggling?"
"Oh yeah, if it weren't for Antiques Roadshow we would have been out on the street long ago."
" 'Best if used before 1/1/2000.' "
"…Of course, a new model can't expect to understand how it is when they discontinue your line and parts get scarce!"