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"So I like rutting. So sue me."
"And don't think you're just going to flare your nostrils out of this one!"
"Whenever I have a big decision to make, I ask myself, 'What would Dad do?'"
"Welcome abroad, Andrews. Now just see personnel on twelve, and antlers on fifteen."
"One side looks shorter than the other, don't you think?"
"My husband has a huge set of antlers and I have a pretty good idea where he's hanging out."
"You're a lot easier to live with once your antlers fall off."
"I don't question it. These things grow out of my skull and I'm in love again."
"Honest, Martha, I don't mean to crowd you."
"And where did you put the rest of the moose?"