"So I like rutting. So sue me."
"And don't think you're just going to flare your nostrils out of this one!"
"Whenever I have a big decision to make, I ask myself, 'What would Dad do?'"
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"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."
"Welcome abroad, Andrews. Now just see personnel on twelve, and antlers on fifteen."
"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."
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"One side looks shorter than the other, don't you think?"
"My husband has a huge set of antlers and I have a pretty good idea where he's hanging out."
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"You're a lot easier to live with once your antlers fall off."
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"The antlers get their attention but It's the great teeth that clinch the deal."
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"I don't question it. These things grow out of my skull and I'm in love again."
"This guy bothering you pretty lady?"
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"Honest, Martha, I don't mean to crowd you."
"And where did you put the rest of the moose?"