Apartment Cartoons

"These are luxury apartments, so use the good water."

"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."

"Location, location, location."

Hamlet's Duplex

"It's your real-estate agent. She says she may have found you a higher ledge."

"When we moved back into the city, we decided to keep the car."

"Six months from now, some Harvard guy will be standing here looking out this window."

"It's the co-op board!"

"We'll take it."

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"The microwave is smart, but the refrigerator is woke."

"I adore it. It's so near Schrafft's."

"It's fine - you know, it's a moon."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."

"I see the empty nest as a place where an apartment can finally grow up."

"Oh, Lord! Now we're getting resumes along with the Chinese menus."

"City kids."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Would you like me to show you around my apartment and tell you how much I paid for everything?"

"Can't you just see us sitting here every morning with our coffee, gazing out the window and worrying about how to pay the mortgage?"

Radiator Cookery

"What say you just buzz me in tonight, honey?"

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.