"These are luxury apartments, so use the good water."
"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."
Tags:tenant, tenants, tenant's association, tenants' association, tenants association, grievance, grievances, complaint, complaints, complaining, symbiotic relationship, symbiotic relationships, bird, birds, ox, oxen, water buffalo, water buffaloes, animal kingdom, biologist, biologists, rental, rentals, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, lease, leases, leasing, leased, apartment block, apartment blocks, real estate
"Location, location, location."
Tags:estate agent, estate agents, real estate, rule, rules, location, locations, home buyer, home buyers, home buying, apartment, apartments, apartment hunt, apartment hunts, flat, flats, letting, lettings, letting officer, letting officers, letting agent, letting agents, pigeon, pigeons, priority, priorities
"It's your real-estate agent. She says she may have found you a higher ledge."
Tags:dark humour, dark humor, gallows humor, gallows, gallows humour, black humor, black humour, jump, jumping, ledge, jump off, ledges, real-estate, real estate, apartment, apartments, sales, sales pitch, hard sell, bad timing, timing, talk down, suicidal, ledge, ledges, location, locations, leap, leaps, leaping
"When we moved back into the city, we decided to keep the car."
Tags:city, cities, city life, urban, urban life, move, moving, moved, moving house, moving home, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, car enthusiast, car enthusiasts, dog, dogs, pet dog, pet dogs, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, modern life, modern time, modern attitudes
"We'll take it."
Tags:real estate, apartments, take, buildings, psychology, insecurity, consumerism, shopping, urban life, under construction, real estate crunch, real estate crunches, housing shortage, housing shortages, housing, home shopping, home buyer, home buyers, desperate, desperation, letting officer, letting officers, real estate agent, real estate agents, mankoff
"Six months from now, some Harvard guy will be standing here looking out this window."
Tags:construction, construction worker, construction workers, builder, builders, architect, architects, university, universities, college, colleges, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, wealth, wealthy, boston, massachusetts, cambridge, building, buildings, dorm, dorms, dormitory, dormitories, residence hall, residence halls, student accommodation
"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."
"We'll take it."
Tags:maze, mazes, rat, rats, mouse, mice, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, estate agent, estate agents, new house, new home, apartment, apartments, dream house, dream houses, dream home, dream homes, ideal home, ideal homes, home buyer, home buyers, natural habitat, lab rat, lab rats, scientist, scientists, study, studies, scientific study, scientific studies
"The microwave is smart, but the refrigerator is woke."
Tags:real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, home, homes, house, houses, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, appliance, appliances, smart, smart appliance, smart appliances, technology, microwave, microwaves, refrigerator, refrigerators, fridge, fridges, woke, social justice warrior, social justice warriors, sjw, sjws, social justice, racial justice, justice, activism, activist, activists, hashtag, hashtags, modern life
"I adore it. It's so near Schrafft's."
Tags:candy, candies, cake, cakes, chocolate, chocolates, choc, chocs, temptations, property market, property markets, housing market, sweet factory, sweet factories, chocolate factory, chocolate factories, cake factory, cake factories, massachusetts, pudding, puddings, sweet tooth, sweet tooths, sweet-tooth, sweet-tooths, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, house hunting, house hunter, house hunters, house-hunting, house-hunter, house-hunters
"It's fine - you know, it's a moon."
Tags:space, outer space, science, planet, planets, moon, moons, astronaut, astronauts, nasa, n.a.s.a., national aeronautics and space administration, space exploration, home, homes, house, houses, new, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, moving, fine, alright, ok, o.k., real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, opinion, opinions, unimpressed, unimpressive, man on the moon
"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"
Tags:interior decoration, interior decorator, interior decorators, interior designer, interior designers, interior design, tacky, tackiness, move, moves, moving, house, houses, home, homes, new house, new home, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, living room, living rooms, family room, family rooms, great room, great rooms, ugly, unattractive, furniture, dining set, dining sets, bad taste, poor taste
"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."
"I see the empty nest as a place where an apartment can finally grow up."
Tags:empty nest, empty nests, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, blueprint, blueprints, architect, architects, architecture, growing up, family life, family life, family-life, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, grown up kid, grownup kids, redecorating, redecorate, redecorates, family home
"Oh, Lord! Now we're getting resumes along with the Chinese menus."
Tags:business, businesses, small business, business owner, business owners, resumes, resume, cv, curriculum vitae, employment, employer, employers, employee, employees, unemployment, urban, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, chinese food, chinese food menu, menu, menus, food, foods, takeout, takeaway, delivery, restaurant, restaurants, fast food, marketing, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, mail, mailbox, junk mail, mailer, mailers, flyer, flyers, c/v, c/vs
"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."
Tags:feng-shui, consultant, consultants, redecorate, redecorates, redecorating, redecoration, husband, husbands, decorate, decorates, decorating, decor, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, house, houses, home, new age, chinese, de-stress, de-stressing, stress, stresses, stressing, stressor, stressors, spouse, spouses, dysfunctional relationship
"Can't you just see us sitting here every morning with our coffee, gazing out the window and worrying about how to pay the mortgage?"
Tags:real estate, estate agent, estate agents, home buyer, home buyers, buy a house, buying a house, house, houses, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, stoop, stoops, ritual, rituals, morning ritual, morning rituals, mortgage, mortgages, mortgage payment, mortgage payments, underwater, bill, bills, stress, stresses, realistic, homeowner, homeowners, home owner, home owners
Tags:beach, beaches, sea, seaside, sea side, coast, coastal, vacation, vactions, holiday, holidays, kid, kids, child, children, city kid, city kids, city life, city, cities, urban, urban life, metropolitan, metropolis, apartment, apartments, sand castle, sand, sandcastle, sandcastles, sand castles, real-estate, real estate, realtor, realtors, rent, rental, rents, renting, rentals, modern, modern life, modern living, building, buildings, city planning, town planning, block, blocks
"Would you like me to show you around my apartment and tell you how much I paid for everything?"
Tags:apartment, apartments, pay, paid, paying, brag, bragging, showing off, tour, tours, brags, discuss, discussing, fashion, fashions, trend, trends, flat, flats, condo, home, homes, house, houses, new house, moving house, boast, boasting, gloat, gloating, blunt, bluntly, straight to the point, unfiltered
"What say you just buzz me in tonight, honey?"
Tags:rapunzel, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tails, couples, couple, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, apartment block, apartment blocks, co habit, co-habit, cohabit, cohabitation, co habitation, co-habitation, living together, date, dating, dates, apartment building, apartment building, buzz, buzzer, buzz me in, doorbell, lazy, laziness, idle, inattentive, tired, tiredness, weary, weariness, handsome prince, rescue, rescuer, expectation, let down, let-down, expectations
"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."
Tags:real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, house, houses, home, homes, rental, rentals, renting, happy, unhappy, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriend, girlfriends, dating, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups
Plane annoys penthouse apartment.
Tags:noise, noisy, complain, complains, complaint, complaints, passive aggressive, pass agg, quiet, quiet down, neighbor, neighbour, neighbors, neighbours, apartment, apartments, above, fly, flying, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, broom, brooms, hit roof, roof, roofs, noise pollution, signal, signals, indicate, indicates, message, messages, be quiet, botcwab, ceiling, ceilings