"It's tricky—if we try to show a human side we may alienate his base."
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"That's him—the one on the right."
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"Please - sit anywhere."
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Tarzan Of The Cranes
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"He's never been very good with his hands."
"Are you in for Tarzan?"
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"Oh, great! Here comes the policeman of the world again."
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Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree
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Man ascends from subway station exit, followed by a caveman, an ape, and earlier creatures in homage to evolutionary theory.
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"It would appear that the sequinned youngster is preparing to challenge the authority of the silver-backed alpha male."
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"Cheetah more than friend. Cheetah dependent."
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"Looks like the new Tarzan was raised by personal trainers."
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Law of the Jungle
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Chelsea of the Apes
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"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."
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"And I say pull the plug while we still can."
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"Frances tells me you're a communications major."
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"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."
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"I don't get out much—I'm usually locked in a cellar."
"If this were the Planet of the Apes you'd get me another drink."
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"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."
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"Jane Goodall said you were lots of fun."
"Any other special qualifications besides opposable thumbs?"
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"Whatever happened on that other island, this is the way he likes it now."
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"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."
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