"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"
Tags:date, dating, dates, first dates, first date, nature, natural disaster, disaster, disasters, explode, explosion, explosions, doomsday, doomsayer, end times, end of the world, apocalypse, apocalyptic, destruction, world ending, optimism, optimist, polite, politeness, etiquette, least of our worries, least of our problems, problem, problems, cataclysm, cataclysmic, catastrophe, catastrophic, death, dead, dying, died
Yesterday in this space I predicted that the world would come to an end. It did not, however. I regret any inconvenience this may have caused.
Tags:correction, corrections, issue a correction, issuing a correction, prediction, predictions, doomsayer, doomsayers, doom, end of the world, apocalypse, apocalyptic, accountability, accountable, held accountable, wrong, incorrect, guess, guesses, guessing, placard, vagrant, vagrants, crazy person, crazy people
"Congratulations, Ecological Disaster—it's not often we admit another horseman into the Apocalypse!"
Tags:apocalypse, apocalypses, horsemen, horsemen of the apocalypse, four horsemen of the apocalypse, revelation, revelations, bible, bibles, christian, christians, ecology, ecological disaster, global warming, apocalyptic, rapture, raptures, ecological disasters, global-warming, climate change, climate-change, armageddon, disaster, disasters, environment, environmental damage
"Happy now, you jerk?"
Tags:doom, doomed, doomsday, doomsayer, doomsayer, end of the world, world ending, doomsayers, world end, apocalypse, apocalyptic, blame, blamed, destroy, destroyed, destruction, hate to say i told you so, i told you so, told you so, sign, signs, signage, happy, happy now, total annihilation, annihilation
Turf War on West 49th Street
Tags:turf war, turf wars, kook, kooks, religious nut, religious nutcase, religious nutcases, protest, protests, protesting, street, streets, street sign, street signs, end is near, apocalyptic, prediction, predictions, predicting, environmentalist, environmentalists, disagreement, disagreements, nutcase, nutcases, insane, crazy person, crazy people, greenhouse gas, greenhouse gases, greenhouse gasses, armageddon, peas in a pod, commonality, commonalities, doomsayer, doomsayers, doomsaying
"And this time--no ark!"
"Bernard, nobody likes and 'I told you so.'"
Tags:climate change, climate, climate change denial, climate crisis, weather, extreme weather, environment, nature, natural, natural disaster, natural disasters, disasters, hurricane, hurricanes, hurricane alley, tidal wave, tsunami, tsunamis, tidal, high tide, lightning, lightning storm, thunder and lightning, storm, richter, earthquake, quake, earthquakes, richter scale, storms, stormy, end times, doomsday, end of the world, world ending, environmentalism, stewardship, environmentally friendly, i told you so, cry wolf, apocalypse, apocalyptic
"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."
'A Major Doomsday Event Is Nigh'
Tags:the end, the end is nigh, nigh, doomsday, doomsayer, doom, day, sign, signage, placard, placards, apocalypse, apocalyptic, dystopia, dystopian, advertise, advertising, market, marketing, sales, religion, religious, rapture, the rapture, end times, global warming, global, warming, climate change, climate, politics, political, critic, critique, critical, predict, prediction, predicting, prophet, prophetic, prophecy, prophesy, crazy, crazed, craziness, insane, insanity, discontent, discontents, rebel, rebels, rebelling, anarchy
The World Will End... After Labor Day
Tags:labor day, labour, labor, labour day, doom, doomed, doomsday, doomsayer, doomsayer, end of the world, world ending, doomsayers, world end, apocalypse, apocalyptic, summer, summers, summery, vacation, vacations, holiday, holiday, relaxing, relaxed, relaxes, sign, signs, signage, modern life, modern day, hobo, bum, street, street life
More Useful Doomsayers
Tags:doomsayer, doomsayers, meter, meters, parking meter, parking meters, warn, warns, warning, warnings, parking ticket, parking tickets, ticket, tickets, ticketing, end of the world, apocalypse, apocalyptic, useful, usefulness, utility, park, parks, parking, street parking, doom sayer, doom sayers, protest, protests, protesting, protester, protesters, courtesy, courtesies
"I'm stepping out of line!"
Tags:author, authors, novelist, novelists, writer, writers, disease, diseases, pandemic, pandemics, plague, plagues, epidemic, epidemics, book signing, book signings, bookshop, bookshops, book shop, book shops, bestselling author, bestselling authors, contagion, contagions, apocalypse, apocalyptic, apocalyptic disease, contagious disease, contagious diseases, book, books, novel, novels
Mr. Science Times
Tags:soothsayer, apocalypse, apocalypses, cosmology, cosmologist, armageddon, armageddons, rapture, raptures, the end is nigh, predict, prediction, predictions, sign, signs, street preacher, street preachers, prophet, prophets, sciences, scientist, scientists, the end, end of the world, apocalyptic, realistic, reality, literal
"The first time we see the sun in months, and it explodes."
Tags:apocalypse, apocalyptic, sun, end times, doomsday, explosion, big bang, bad weather, solar flare, doomsday, british weather, english weather, weather, bad weather, small talk, changeable weather, holiday, vacation, holidays, vacations, get away, typical, murphy's law, murphys law, sod's law, sods law, global warming, supernova, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers
"State of the art, sir―no matter where it hits, it destroys the entire world."
Tags:nuke, nukes, nuclear bomb, nuclear bombs, nuclear war, nuclear wars, state of the art, weapons, weapons manufacturer, weapons manufacturers, weapons manufacturing, bomb, bombs, missile, missiles, kill, kills, killing, wmd, wmds, weapon of mass destruction, weapons of mass destruction, world destruction, world war 3, world war iii, apocalypse, apocalyptic, bombing campaign, bombing campaigns, mass death, killer, killers, military industrial complex
(The world is coming to an end)
Tags:doom, doomed, doomsday, doomsayer, doomsayer, end of the world, world ending, doomsayers, world end, apocalypse, apocalyptic, blame, blamed, destroy, destroyed, destruction, hate to say i told you so, i told you so, told you so, sign, signs, signage, happy, happy now, total annihilation, annihilation, environmental, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists
"Hey! It says here that civilization as you know it has come to an end, but don't worry. Civilization as I know it is about to take over."
Tags:end of civilization, civilization, apocalypse, apocalypses, apocalyptic, occupy wall street, 1%, uprising, uprisings, working class, working classes, populist, populists, populism, populist agenda, populist agendas, popular movement, popular movements, left wing, socialist, socialists, socialism, perspective, perspectives, perspective shift, perspective shifts, take over, takeover, takeovers, hostile takeover, hostile takeovers
"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"
Tags:junk drawer, apocalypse, dinosaur, dinosaurs, extinct, extinction, doomsayer, doomsayers, doom, doomed, apocalyptic, armageddon, end of the world, impending doom, proselytize, proselytizes, proselytizing, proselytise, proselytising, proselytising, bother, bothers, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, evangelical, evangelist, evangelists, nuisance, nuisances, interrupt, interrupts, interruption, interruptions
2043 Democratic resistance headquarters
Tags:future, dystopian future, dystopia, post-apocalyptic hellscape, post-apocalypse, apocalypse, post-apocalyptic, apocalyptic, wasteland, wastlands, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, 2042, mutant, mutants, mutant hoards, democrat, democrats, democratic resistance, global warming, climate change, environmental disaster, environmental crisis
"According to my readings, their civilization was already in decline and Frasier The Musical pushed it over the brink."
Tags:civlization, civilisation, civilisations, civilizations, apocalypse, apocalyptic, end of the world, doomsday, doomsdays, musical theatre, musical theater, sitcom, sitcoms, comedy, comedies, alien, aliens, martian, martians, human civilization, human civilisation, musicals, musical productions, tipping point, tipping points
"Easter's over. This is the apocalypse bunny."
His forth term is a disaster, but Nancy Pelosi says impeachment of eternal overlord Trump is off the table.
Tags:future, dystopian future, dystopia, post-apocalyptic hellscape, post-apocalypse, apocalypse, post-apocalyptic, apocalyptic, wasteland, wastlands, mutant, mutants, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, 2020 elections, 2020 presidential elections, 2020 presidential race, impeachment, impeach trump, impeach, #impeachnow, lack of resistance, no resistance, no opposition, modern politics
The wasteland, 2043
Tags:post-apocalyptic hellscape, post-apocalypse, apocalypse, post-apocalyptic, apocalyptic, wasteland, wastlands, mutant, mutants, destroying the earth, destroy the earth, destroyed the earth, trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, commentators, conservative commentators, trump defender, trump defenders, war, wars, oil war, oil wars, future, futures, dystopian future, dystopia
"We need a Green New Deal now."
Tags:green new deal, gnd, climate change, global warming, environmental issue, environmental issues, environmental disaster, environmental disasters, climate justice, climate change activist, climate change activists, extinction rebellion, protest, protests, protests, apocalypse, apocalyptic, post-apocalyptic, post-apocalyptic hellscape, climate change denier, climate change deniers, climate change denial, all or nothing fallacies, logical fallacy, logical fallacies