Greeting cards for "Mea Cupla" and "J'accuse".
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"It's been weeks since you brought me exculpatory lilies."
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"O.K., O.K., Wilkins, on behalf of all alpha males I apologize."
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"No, sorry, you'll still be dumb."
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WHEN MANNERS COUNTED'Dad, Nigel would like to apologize."
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"No need to apologize. You had a job to do and you did it."
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A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."
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"Excuse me for a moment. It's my idiot husband."
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We apologize for the inconvenience.
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"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."
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"I don't want your apology - I want you to be sorry."
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"You can't buy forgiveness with airline miles, Charles."
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"And today in Washington a top Administration apologist issued an apology."
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"I'm sorry-it takes me a really long time to move in my ridiculous coat."
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"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."
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"Oh, yeah. Sorry. Never mind."
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"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."
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"Sorry, I don't tip. I find it degrading."
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"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."
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"Sorry about this, but I just ran out of sand."
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"Oh—pardon the expletive—damn!"
"You wanted to role-play - I can't help it if a doctor would be medically obligated to say something about your weight."
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"The problem isn't that elephants never forget but that they never apologize."
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"Once, in a moment of weakness, I started several other families."
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