Greeting cards for "Mea Cupla" and "J'accuse".
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"It's been weeks since you brought me exculpatory lilies."
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"O.K., O.K., Wilkins, on behalf of all alpha males I apologize."
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"No need to apologize. You had a job to do and you did it."
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"Excuse me for a moment. It's my idiot husband."
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We apologize for the inconvenience.
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"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."
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"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."
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"You can't buy forgiveness with airline miles, Charles."
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"Saw you on 'Larry King Live' last night. I liked the way you came right out and admitted you were a pig."
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"I can squeeze you in between my public apology and my book deal."
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J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open
"Please forgive Edgar. He has no verbal skills."
"You wanted to role-play - I can't help it if a doctor would be medically obligated to say something about your weight."
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"The problem isn't that elephants never forget but that they never apologize."
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A broken clock is right at least twice a day.
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"I said I'm sorry."
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"I've been thinking. Maybe we just got off to a bad start."
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"I just want to apologize beforehand if you miss."
"He took it back—why can't you?"
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"The mansplaining was bad, but I'll take it over this insufferable manpologizing."
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"I wish I could believe that you're really, really sorry."
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New From Apology T-Shirts
"Look―I said I was sorry!"
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