"The court is sorry that it raised its voice."
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Greeting cards for "Mea Cupla" and "J'accuse".
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"Sorry–I didn't realize you were another predator."
"It's been weeks since you brought me exculpatory lilies."
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"Sorry, Chief, but of course I didn't mean 'bimbo' in the pejorative sense."
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"O.K., O.K., Wilkins, on behalf of all alpha males I apologize."
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"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."
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"No, sorry, you'll still be dumb."
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"I need something that says, 'I'm sorry about that thing I said that caused you to totally overreact.' "
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"No need to apologize. You had a job to do and you did it."
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A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."
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"Excuse me for a moment. It's my idiot husband."
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We apologize for the inconvenience.
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"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."
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"I don't want your apology - I want you to be sorry."
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"You can't buy forgiveness with airline miles, Charles."
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"I'm sorry-it takes me a really long time to move in my ridiculous coat."
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"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."
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"Oh, yeah. Sorry. Never mind."
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"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."
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"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."
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"Saw you on 'Larry King Live' last night. I liked the way you came right out and admitted you were a pig."
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"I can squeeze you in between my public apology and my book deal."
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