"Oh, Lord! We forgot to invite any content providers."
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"Of course I'm angry—look at me."
Tags:game, games, app, apps, application, applications, smartphone, smartphones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, angry, upset, character, characters, video game, video games, computer game, computer games, computer, computers, looks, appearance
"I want to make my mark on the world—and have it disappear in ten seconds."
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"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, childhood, modern childhood, modern children, modern kids, kids today, youth, coming home from school, bus, buses, school bus, school buses, ride share, ride-share, ride-sharing, ride sharing, rideshare, ridesharing, transportation, modern transportation, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, millennial, millennials, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, cell phone, cell phones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, app, apps, application, applications, technology, peer-to-peer, schoolkids
"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, love, dating, date, dates, single, singles, single life, dating app, dating apps, internet dating, online dating, swiping right, desperate, desperation, cupid, cupids, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, eros, greek mythology, looking for love, matching, match, matches, matchmaker, matchmakers, matchmaking, technology, app, apps, application, applications, modern life, millennial, millennials
Moses Awaits The Word Of God
Tags:moses, mt sinai, sinai, mount sinai, religion, religions, religious, religious figure, religious figures, voice of god, god, heaven, heavens, christian, christians, christianity, exodus, book of exodus, ten commandments, is typing, typing, seen, left on read, tech, technology, app, apps, social media, social medias, modern, modern world, visual gag, visual joke
"You'll love him. He's an eighty-per-cent match to your iPod."
Tags:phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cell phone, cell phones, texting, text, modern life, modern world, tech, gadget, gadgets, app, apps, love, loving, find love, finding love, date, dates, dating, love life, millennial, millennials, red flag, warning, warning signs
"Can we please go back to playing on our phones?"
Tags:phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones, cell, cells, playground, playgrounds, playmate, playmates, modern childhood, modern childhoods, sedentary lifestyle, sedentary lifestyles, app, apps, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, outdoor, outdoors, playing, gamer, gamers, gaming, kid, kids, childhood, childhoods, digital age, digital ages
"In addition to creating awesome apps our mission statement should include something about making enough cash so we don't have to move back in with our parents."
"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."
Tags:app, apps, application, applications, program, programme, programming, programs, programmes, code, coding, codes, tech, technology, smartphone, smartphones, cell, cells, cellphone, cell phone, cellphones, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phones, mobile phone, software, softwares, obsolete, redundant, bot, bots, meta, automation, automated, fired, fire, techy, techie, programmer, silicon valley, upstarts, startup, startups
"I have an app that gives me points for looking up from my phone."
Tags:screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, screen addictions, screen time, screentime, screen-time, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, cellphone, cellphones, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, addiction, addictive, addictions, overuse, dependency, app, apps, application, applications, hypocrisy, hypocrite, hypocrites, modern life
"I used to panic if any trend passed me by, but I now have a service which alerts me to everything."
"You're the only one I know stilling calling people 'Uber' this and 'Uber' that."
"Hey! Elbows off the table."
Tags:manner, manners, sarcasm, obvious, obviously, discipline, polite, politeness, no phones at the table, ignore, ignored, kid, kids, child, ignorance, parenting, parent, parents, parental, modern, modern life, social, social media, tech, technology, gadget, gadgets, app, apps, phone, phones, smart phone, smart phones, mobile, mobile phones, mobiles, cell, cells, cell phones
"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."
"Hold on though... 'to unlock the complete incantation... download potions pro?'"
Tags:witches, witch, cauldron, cauldrons, spell, spells, incantation, incantations, magic, alchemy, alchemists, potion, potions, magic potion, magic potions, magic spell, magic spells, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, smart device, smart devices, tablet, tablets, app, apps, applications, application, software, update, updates, os, os update, operating system, in app purchase, in app purchases, upgrade, upgrades, forced upgrade, forced upgrades, modern life, digital life, phone problems, smartphone problems
"When I was a lad I had my own ant farm. Now I keep this iPad on display, open to the Uber app."
Tags:growing up, growing older, aging, reminiscing, adolescence, childhood, childhood toys, childhood activities, smart device, smart devices, smartdevice, smartdevicies, tablet, tablets, e-tablet, e-tablets, app, apps, applications, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, car share, car sharing, car sharing app, car sharing apps, ride-hail, ride-hail app, digital world, digital life, digital entertainment, ant farm, ant farms, ant farming
Introducing...The Smart-Ass Phone
Tags:digital assistant, digital assistants, fact, facts, factoid, factoids, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, phone, phones, smart device, smart devices, mobile, mobiles, cell phone, cell phones, waste of time, wastes of time, sarcasm, sarcastic, singularity, the singularity, smart alec, smart aleck, ironic, irony, sense of humor, senses of humor, ai, artificial intelligence, search engine, search engines, innovation, innovations, app, apps, application, applications
"It keeps track of how long you've been wearing workout clothes without actually working out."
Tags:workout, workout clothes, working out, worked out, app, apps, track, tracking, fashion, fashions, critical, criticize, criticise, procrastinate, procrastinates, health, healthy, phone, phones, smartphones, smartphone, application, applications, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, basic, lazy, trend, trends, impression, impressions
"Our goal is to develop killer apps for the new web paradigm, but until that goal is reached we will continue to make the best damned solid waste disposal systems on the planet."
Tags:internet, business, money, feces, toilets, startup, startups, internet startup, internet startups, paradigm, paradigms, app, apps, killer app, killer apps, application, applications, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, solid waste, waste disposal, impractical, impracticality, brave new world, mankoff
"Bad news, hon. I got replaced by an app."
Tags:app, apps, application, applications, fired, firing, firings, layoff, layoffs, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, corporate downsizing, restructure, restructures, restructuring, replacement, replacements, smart device, smart devices, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, tablet, tablets, computer tablet, computer tablets, jobs disappearing, creative destruction
"It was his favorite app."
Tags:death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, wake, wakes, memorial service, memorial services, memorial, memorials, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpse, app, apps, application, applications, favourite, favorite, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, technology, modern life
"When you Instagram me, I feel cheap."
"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."
Tags:social media, social-media, age differences, age gap, generation, generations, generation gap, aging, age, complicate, complicated, police, crime scene, investigation, mind blowing, overload, mind blown, mind-blown, spontaeous combustion, app, apps, application, applications, middle age, out of touch