"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."
Tags:animal, animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, alligator, gator, gators, croc, crocodile, beauty, beautiful, medical, surgery, surgeon, dental, dental work, had work done, image clash, animals with human teeth, cosmetic, cosmetics, cosmetic dentistry, dentist, dentists, dentistry, life-changing, life changing, appearances, appearance, happy customer, happy customers, swamp
"You're making good contact. You just need to work on your quiet class."
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"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."
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"A first-class stamp, please. Something casual."
Tags:first class, class, bar, bars, bar tender, stamps, stamp, high class, high society, middle class, upper class, post, postal, post office, clerk, letter, letters, preference, informal, informality, casual, keep it casual, keeping it casual, keeping things casual, laid back, mail, mails, mailing, letter, letters, appearance, appearances
"Of course I'm angry—look at me."
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"Like a duck. Calm and placid on the surface, but paddling like hell. That's me!"
"You look great. Let's go!"
Tags:snail, snails, snail shell, snail shells, hide, hiding, dressing up, party, parties, dinner party, dinner parties, appearance, self conscious, self consciousness, self-conscious, self-consciousness, make up, make-up, beauty ritual, beauty rituals, beauty ideal, beauty ideals, feminine beauty ideal, feminine beauty ideals
"Just so you guys know, in the event of an emergency I'm fully trained in P.R."
Tags:word play, play on words, dining, drinking, eating, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waitresses, waiting, dine, diner, dinner, eat out, public relations, pr, p.r., priorities, cpr, cardiopulmonary resuscitation, resuscitation, resuscitating, medical, presenting, appearance, appearances, appear, relations, advertising, advert, advertisement, cover up, spin, spinning
"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."
Tags:bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, pick up, pick-up, pick up artist, pick-up artist, seduction, seduce, seducing, symmetry, symmetrical, odd, oddly, scary, scare, deformed, face, faces, halloween, date, dates, interest, interested, flirt, flirts, flirtatious, appearance, appearances, attractive, attraction, attract, attracted, biology, biological
"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."
"Fix me something that reflects traditional values."
"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."
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"My mother just told me I look like hell."
"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"
Tags:adam, eve, fat, fats, look, looks, body, bodies, tone, toning, comparing, comparison, reference, reference point, garden of eden, eden, genesis, bible, bibles, old testament, old testaments, book of genesis, parody, relationship, relationships, health, healthy, beauty, appearance, appearances, appear, vanity, self conscious, self-conscious
"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."
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"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."
"And so, due to the appearance of wrongdoing, I've decided to simulate my resignation."
Tags:politician, politicians, half truth, half truths, liar, liars, lying, resign, resigning, resignation, resignations, political resignation, political resignations, washington, media appearance, media appearance, simulate, simulation, simulations, public face, keeping up appearances, appearance, appearance, deceive, deceiving, deceptive, deception, deceptions
A car drives past a sign that reads "Style 4 1/2 miles" and "Substance 385 miles".
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, road, roads, road sign, road signs, sign, signs, style, substance, distance, appearance, impression, impressions, reputation, image, perception, achievement, achievements, action, actions, perspective, perspectives, value, success, philosophy, philosophical, approach, approaches, approaches to life, approach to life, life
"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."
Tags:mansplain, mansplains, mansplaining, conversation, conversations, converse, conversing, conversationalist, conversationalists, steer a conversation, steering a conversation, expert, experts, expertise, self-interested, self-assured, self-assurance, area of expertise, areas of expertise, show-off, showing off, smart, intelligent, intelligence, limited intelligence, appearance, appearances, putting on appearances
"They're back! They're back! How do I look? Oh, never mind! Never mind!"
"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."
Tags:modern life, modern lives, appearance, appearances, keep up appearances, keeping up appearances, superficial, superficiality, happy, happiness, financial ruin, gilded, gilding, gilded age, gilded ages, design, designs, designer, designers, interior design, interior designs, interior designer, interior designers, house, houses, housing, home, homes, homeowner, homeowners, mask, masks, masking, cover up, covers up, covering up, dysfunction, dysfunctional, dysfunctionality
"The company blog says we're doing extremely well, though. Blogs will do that."
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"We could be soulmates, if only you could overlook my tiny calves."
Tags:calves, mermaid, mermaids, calve muscle, calve muscles, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, soulmate, soulmates, true love, true loves, date, dates, whale, whales, shallow, shallowness, appearance, appearances, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, seamonster, seamonsters, sea monster, sea monsters
"Has anyone noticed your healthier, lively-looking hair?"
Tags:hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, hair style, hair style, fashions, trend, trends, following trends, mens hair, men's hair, men's hairstyles, mens hairstyles, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, ad, ads, parlance, advertising parlance, advertising lingo, advertising talk, vain, vanity, appearance, bald, balding, hair restorer, hair restorers, hair conditioner, hair conditioners, alopecia, hair loss, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises