Appearance Cartoons

Appearance Cartoons

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"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

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"Like a duck. Calm and placid on the surface, but paddling like hell. That's me!"

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"Just so you guys know, in the event of an emergency I'm fully trained in P.R."

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"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."

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"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"

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"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

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Colognes for Men

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"Larry, you can't blame everything on the media."

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"Must be a politician—not a hair out of place."

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"Now, remember, act cute."

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Stroll a Kid: $10 One Hour, $6 1/2 Hour.

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From The Makers Of Wonderbra: WonderWallet

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"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

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Oversized Cigar

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"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."

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"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

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His Teeth Say 'California' And His Teeth Say 'New Jersey'

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"You look great. Let's go!"

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC51591   High Res: 2864x1359 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: snail, snails, snail shell, snail shells, hide, hiding, dressing up, party, parties, dinner party, dinner parties, appearance, self conscious, self consciousness, self-conscious, self-consciousness, make up, make-up, beauty ritual, beauty rituals, beauty ideal, beauty ideals, feminine beauty ideal, feminine beauty ideals

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"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

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"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

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"Sorry I'm late. I had to do my own make-up this morning."

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"I understand the house is a mess inside."

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"I'm sorry, Chad, … if it's a subpoena I don't think I can negotiate an appearance fee."

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A car drives past a sign that reads "Style 4 1/2 miles" and "Substance 385 miles".

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"Wear a white shirt ...... It's the grand jury."

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