"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."
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Wilson: The Appearance of Integrity
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"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."
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"A first-class stamp, please. Something casual."
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"Like a duck. Calm and placid on the surface, but paddling like hell. That's me!"
"Just so you guys know, in the event of an emergency I'm fully trained in P.R."
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"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."
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"Everybody thinks I'm in rehab."
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"Fix me something that reflects traditional values."
"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."
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"My mother just told me I look like hell."
"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"
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"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."
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"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."
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"They're back! They're back! How do I look? Oh, never mind! Never mind!"
"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."
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"The company blog says we're doing extremely well, though. Blogs will do that."
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"We could be soulmates, if only you could overlook my tiny calves."
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"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."
"I don't doubt that it's perfectly innocent, Margaret, but it does have the appearance of impropriety."
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"Not only do you look marvelous but all of you looks the same age."
"So where's the good cop?"
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"And please protect me from the appearance of wrongdoing."
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"Must be a politician—not a hair out of place."
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