"Do you have these apples in green?"
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Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".
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"How about an apple split for a change?"
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Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.
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"Why don't you try one before you start comparing them to oranges?"
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"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"
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"The Toast Whisperer"
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The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."
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"Just saying, most parents mark their kid's height against the wall with a pencil."
What the Doctor Ordered
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Apple shooting a person (à la William Tell)
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"Just for the record, I knew you were naked before I ate the apple."
"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."
"If you must know—pizza, pepperoni pizza, and I'm going to relish every damn bite."
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"It's bee fifty years. I guess you really can't compare apples to oranges."
"We have a share in an apple."
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"Well, it was original."
An apple a day.
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"Oh, it's you."
"Thanks, but we decided to go ahead without the apple."
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Crime Scene in the Garden of Eden
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"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."
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"Apple pie! This is no trick, is it?
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"It's not you, Larry. I'm just tired of dating 'low hanging fruit'. "
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"It's a little late to back out of a plea bargain agreement."
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