Mrs. Coffee
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coffee, coffees, coffee maker, coffee makers, coffee machine, coffee machines, morning, mornings, breakfast, food, drink, drinks, drinking, meal, meals, invention, inventions, innovation, innovative, talking, speaking, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, wife, wives, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, woman, women, man, men, appliance, appliances, kitchenRico Pazzolini's Electric Chair
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spin off, spin-off, parody, parodied, avant garde, avant-garde, breakfast, breakfast food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogger, kitchen, kitchen furniture, electric, electric chair, electricity, electrics, plug, plugs, socket, sockets, floor socket, floor sockets, designer, designed, high society, furniture, furniture design, interior, interiors, interior design, interior designer, chair, chairs, love seat, art, arts, artistic, culture, cultures, cultured, appliance, appliances"The microwave is smart, but the refrigerator is woke."
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real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, home, homes, house, houses, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, appliance, appliances, smart, smart appliance, smart appliances, technology, microwave, microwaves, refrigerator, refrigerators, fridge, fridges, woke, social justice warrior, social justice warriors, sjw, sjws, social justice, racial justice, justice, activism, activist, activists, hashtag, hashtags, modern life"Mother was right about you. You're a toaster."
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date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships, relationship problem, relationship problems, breakdown, breakdowns, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, incompatible, incompatibility, toaster, toasters, appliance, appliances, wrong for each other, divorce, divorces, divorcing, mother-in-law, argument, arguments, arguing, spat, spats, row, rows, quarrel, quarrels, quarrelling"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."
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trojan, trojans, troy, helen of troy, ancient, ancient greeks, ancient, ancient greece, shop, shopping, shopped, decision, decisions, appliance, appliances, blender, blenders, interior, product, products, useful, usefulness, ornament, ornaments, consumer, consumers, trojan horse, trojan horses, historicalCastle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher
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castle, castles, moat, moats, drawbridge, drawbridges, bridge, bridges, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, medieval, draw bridge, draw bridges, horse, horses, dish, dishes, plate, plates, cup, cups, pot, pots, dishware, dishwasher, dishwashers, dish washer, dish washer, appliance, appliances, kitchen, kitchens, open, opened, openingMoe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures
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last-ditch, last ditch, last ditch attempt, drastic measures, drastic, heroic measure, heroic, heroic measures, high risk, high-risk, last resort, last resorts, last-resort, appliances, appliance, repair, repairs, legal, legal terms, legal terminology, medical terms, medical terminology, fix-it, fix it, fixer, fixA man walks past a homewares store that has a large sign in the window that reads "Appliance Riot! - Everything in stock priced at least 15% lower than this time next year".
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front window, front windows, display window, display windows, storefront, storefronts, sign, signs, signage, retail, sale, sales, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, marketing, riot, riots, appliances, homeware, discount, discounts, discounted, money, finances, inflation, economy, economics, consumerism, capitalism"The Toast Whisperer"
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toast, toaster, toasters, toasted, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, kitchen, kitchen appliances, appliance, appliances, tech, technological, breakfast, breakfast food, morning, mornings, jam, jams, jelly, jellies, grape, grapes, raspberry, preserve, preserves, blueberry, blueberries, apple, apples, butter, butters, fruit, fruits, word play, play on words, whisperer, whisperers"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."
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broken, broke, fix, fixed, fixing, sales, salesman, salesperson, fix-it, repair, repairs, repaired, repairman, repairmen, customer, customers, customer service, appliances, truthful, honest, honesty, honestly, rip-off, ripped-off, returned, returns, return, shop, shops, store, stores, maintenance"IOU 1 BAGEL."
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breakfast, mornings, food, toaster, toasters, toast, making toast, burn, burnt, burned, burning, smoke, smoking, iou, i.o.u., i owe you, bagel, bagels, kitchen, kitchens, appliance, appliances, faulty, broken, rogue, uncooperative, useless, overcooked, burnt toast, burnt bagel, burned toast, burned bagel, ruined, bad day"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."
Midlife Crises of Appliances.
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midlife, mid-life, mid life, mid life crisis, crisis, appliance, appliances, tech, technology, modern, modern life, modernity, crises, vcr, video, video player, dishwasher, dishwashers, blender, blenders, furniture, electronics, electronic, age, aging, aged, time, father time, time goes by, things fall apart, broke, broken, break, breaking, breaks, fault, faulty, changes, changing, change, frustration, frustrated"I'm in way over my head"
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toaster, toasters, appliance, appliances, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, robot, robots, advanced technology, technology, tech, robotics, mechanical engineering, mechanical engineer, mechanical engineers, electronics engineering, electronics, electronics engineer, electronics engineers, computer engineering, computer, computers, computer engineers, computer engineer, engineer, engineers, computer science, nerds, in over your head, in over my head, sayings, expressions, outdated, outmoded, intelligence, intelligent, imposter, imposters, imposter syndrome, impostor, impostors, impostor syndrome, self-worth, self-esteem, outclassedTHE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS
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mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, son, sons, sleep, sleeping, sleepy, tired, tiresome, late, late for work, work, job, jobs, time, technology, appliance, appliances, alarm, alarms, alarm clock, alarm clocks, clock, clocks"Not right this second, but I'm very unhappy with that refrigerator."
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relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, appliance, appliances, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, unhappy, replace, replacing, replacement, replacements, shopping, consumerism, new"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"
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oven, ovens, forget, forgetting, forgetful, forgetfulness, memory, memories, memorise, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, vacationing, leave, leaving, house, houses, home, homes, homely, family, families, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, kitchen, kitchens, appliance, paranoid, paranoia, ocd, o c d, o.c.d., obsess, obsessed, obsessive, obsessing, obsesses, appliancesEllis K., Appliance Faith Healer
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appliance, appliances, break, breaks, breaking, mysterious, mysteriously, faith healer, faith healers, repairmen, repairman, repair, repairs, vcr, vcrs, dvd, dvds, dvd player, dvd players, everyday annoyance, everyday annoyances, everyday irritation, irritations, problem, problems, con, cons, con man, con men, faithful, restore, restores, restoration"It's quite simple, madam - pick the right card and you win this beautiful vacuum cleaner; fail and you forfeit an appliance of your choice."
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game, games, con artist, con artists, con man, con men, scam, scams, scam artist, scam artists, scammer, scammers, appliance, appliances, vacuum, vacuums, vacuum cleaner, vacuum cleaners, trick, tricks, illusion, illusions