Applicant Cartoons

Applicant Cartoons

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"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

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"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."

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"The position doesn't require it but it helps if you're an egghead."

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"In five years, I see myself with the same job title, about the same salary, and significantly more responsibilities."

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"Suppose you tell me why you want to be a faceless drone at Globatron Inc.?"

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"Suppose you tell me why you want to be a faceless drone at Globatron Inc.?"

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"This is fine, General, but how are your typing skills?"

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"Do you have any references?"

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"If we give you an office with a window, how do we know you won't just fly away?"

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The Tooth Fairy looks for temp work.

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"My greatest asset is my ability to tell you exactly what you want to hear."

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"And where have you previously moused?"

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"Where do you see yourself in five updates?"

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"My name is Bob and I'm looking for a 'Yesirree' man."

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A man sits in a Personnel office with a briefcase covered in stickers with the logos of major companies on them.

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"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

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"It's a fine résumé, but the best I can offer you right now is a cameo in accounting."

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"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

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"Seriously?"

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"So, Mrs. Miller, would you tell me briefly your methods for teaching reading, your overall philosophy of education, your views on testing, your ideas on discipline, your opinions about homework, the ways you could excite kids about science, and how you would upgrade math skills in our school should you be hired?"

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"I've got an opening for a project manager in a corporation that will chew you up and spit you back out on the street in record time. Interested?"

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"I'm trying to find a way to balance your strengths against your felonies."

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"Well, all the qualifications are here; 'sit', 'stay', 'roll over', 'beg'…."

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"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

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"We're looking for accounting resumés which scream, '…Hire me! I'll playalong'."

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