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"If we give you an office with a window, how do we know you won't just fly away?"
"I'm trying to find a way to balance your strengths against your felonies."
"As a company, and as individuals, we are without irony. Will that bother you?"
"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."