"I'm afraid you're retaining lawyers."
"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"
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"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."
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"Carol, check my appointment book—something's not right."
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"You made that diagnosis just to be mean."
"But think of all the things you're not going to die of."
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"Mr. Butler, your ten-o'clock is here."
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"Your vocabulary is enlarged."
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"You've been eating again."
"He's dead. Would you like his voice mail?"
"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."
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"You're clinically boring."
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"That just never gets old!"
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"This is going to be a little invasive."
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"I can cure your back problem, but there's a risk that you'll be left with nothing to talk about."
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"So long, Ed. This is my floor."
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"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."
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"You're the picture of health - and by the way, I'm totally in love with you."
"He usually doesn't see anybody without an appointment, but since you brought pizza ..."
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"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."
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"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."
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"Which door did you come through?"
"He's not seeing anyone right now, due to the curvature of the earth."
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Gateway to Mr. Beck
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