"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"
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business, office, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, appointment, appointments, reschedule, reschedules, rescheduling, never, avoid, avoids, avoiding, dodge, dodges, dodging, unwanted, unwanted appointment, unwanted appointments, phone call, phone calls, unwanted, uninterested, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, nuisance, nuisances, mankoff"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."
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check-up, check up, check ups, check-ups, check, checks, doctor, doctors, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, clinic, clinics, physician, physical, physical exam, exam, examination, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, healthy, healthily, healthy lifestyle, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle change, get well, get well soon, baffled, baffle, visual gag, line, lines, abstract, squiggle, squiggly, science is"Carol, check my appointment book—something's not right."
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business, businessman, businessmen, appointment, appointments, meeting, meetings, appointment book, appointment books, schedule, timetable, agenda, not right, wrong, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, problem, problems, lost, confused, wrong place, incorrect, incorrect address, incorrect addresses, wrong address, wrong addresses, forest, forests, woods, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, assistant, assistants, directions, check, double-check"You made that diagnosis just to be mean."
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doctor, doctors, medicine, medical, consultation, consult, examination, appointment, diagnose, diagnosis, ill, illness, disease, sick, sickness, patient, patients, fake, false, made-up, health, made up, made up, make-believe, jerk, bad news, bearer of bad news, bearers of bad news"But think of all the things you're not going to die of."
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bearer, bearer of bad news, bad news, terminal, terminally, terminal illness, illness, ill, sick, sickness, healthy, medically, doctor, doctors, consultant, consulting, depressed, depressing, depression, mortality, mortal, get well, get well soon, morbid, morbidly, gallows humor, gallows humour, death, dead, dying, die, died, die of, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, check up, check-up, appointment"Mr. Butler, your ten-o'clock is here."
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lynch mob, lynch mobs, mob, mobs, mobbing, uprise, uprising, rise up, rising up, torches, torch, pitchfork, pitchforks, firebrand, firebrands, vengeance, revenge, angry mob, angry mobs, irate, outrage, outraged, peasant, peasants, underclass, underclasses, appointment, appointments, schedule, schedules, complain, complains, complaint, complaints, executive, executives, villager, villagers, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., chief executive, chief executives"Your vocabulary is enlarged."
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lit, literature, literary, literatures, lit major, vocab, vocabulary, words, word, language, languages, brain, brains, smart, smarter, smartness, intelligent, intelligence, brain, brains, x-ray, xray, x ray, scan, scans, scanned, medical, doctor, doctors, consultant, consultants, surgery, surgeon, skull, skulls, exam, examination, appointment, word, words, play on words, word play"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, plan, plans, planning, appointment, appointments, schedule, schedules, dinner, dinners, dinnertime, free time, making plans"You're clinically boring."
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diagnosis, medical diagnosis, clinical diagnosis, doctor, doctors, md, mds, gp, general practitioner, general practitioners, clinic, clinics, walk in clinics, walk in clinic, appointment, appointments, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, boring, bored, boring people, boring person, dull, dull people, dull person, tedious people, tedious person, tedious, uninteresting people, uninteresting, uninteresting person, insult, insulted, incorrect diagnosis, wrong diagnosis, misdiagnosis, diagnois error"That just never gets old!"
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swell, swells, swelling, swellings, nurse, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, physical, physicals, blood pressure, hand, hands, taking blood pressure, appointment, appointments, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, pump, pumps, pumping, pump up, pumps up, pumping up, unnerve, unnerves, unnerves, swollen, nurse, registered nurse, registered nurses, amuse, amuses, amusement, amusements"This is going to be a little invasive."
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appointment, appointments, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, shot, shots, injection, injections, fear of needles, needle phobia, phobia, phobias, invasive, warn, warns, warning, gp, general practitioner, family doctor, bedside manner, procedure, medical procedure, vaccine, vaccines, vaccination, vaccinations"Two-minute warning."
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, session, sessions, appointment, appointments, time, timer, timers, countdown, countdowns, stopwatch, stopwatches, stop watch, stop watches, stop-watch, stop-watches, watch, watches, clock, clocks, timing, warning, warnings, warn, time remaining, minutes, two-minute, two minutes, sport, sports, calling time, almost over, time's up, time's almost up, game over, limited time, healthcare, health care, mental health, doctor, doctors, modern life"I can cure your back problem, but there's a risk that you'll be left with nothing to talk about."
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harsh truths, hard truths, hard truth, honest, honesty, check-up, check up, check ups, check-ups, back, backpain, back pain, back-pain, nothing to talk about, nothing, conversation, topic, topics, check, checks, doctor, doctors, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, clinic, clinics, physician, physical, physical exam, exam, examination, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, healthy, healthily, healthy lifestyle, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle change, get well, get well soon, fit, fitness"So long, Ed. This is my floor."
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visual gag, illusion, excess, excessive, ego, egotistical, egoism, rich, richer, rich man, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, elevator, elevators, empty, emptiness, meeting, meetings, appointment, appointments, secretaries, secretary, personal assistant, pa, p.a., p a, receptionist, reception, receptionists, large, oversized, oversize, office, personal office, cityscape, city scape, landscape, landscapes"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."
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cantankerous, doctor, doctors, old age, grow old, growing old, crotchety, old man, old men, grump, grumps, grumpy, grumpiness, surly, temper, tantrum, tantrums, pain in the butt, diagnosis, diagnose, diagnosing, appointment, appointments, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, old age pensioner, pensioner, pensioners"You're the picture of health - and by the way, I'm totally in love with you."
"He usually doesn't see anybody without an appointment, but since you brought pizza ..."
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appointment, appointments, busy, too busy, hold off, holds off, holding off, deflect, deflects, deflecting, defer, defers, deferring, secretary, secretaries, delivery, deliveries, pizza, pizzas, life hack, life hacks, trick, tricks, appointment-only, office assistant, office assistants, manager, managers, ceo, ceos, executive, executives, business executive, business executives"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."
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doctor, doctors, medicine, hospital, hospitals, gp, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, appointment, appointments, check-up, check up, checkup, check-ups, check ups, checkups, routine checkup, clinic, clinics, health, healthcare, health care, healthy, wellbeing, bar, bars, barman, bartender, bar man, bar men, barmen, bar tender, bartenders, bar tenders, pub, pubs, drink, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholism, alcoholics"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."
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voice crying in the wilderness, book of isaiah, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, meeting, meetings, company, companies, department, departments, appointment, appointments, john the baptist, opinion, opinions, unpopular opinion, unpopular opinions, rebel, rebels, corporate culture"He's not seeing anyone right now, due to the curvature of the earth."
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visual gag, illusion, curve, curves, curvature, curvature of the earth, earth, science, scientific, scientifically, flat earth, flat-earther, flat earthers, flat earther, meeting, meetings, appointment, appointments, secretaries, secretary, personal assistant, pa, p.a., p a, receptionist, reception, receptionists, large, oversized, oversize, office, personal office, cityscape, city scape, landscape, landscapesGateway to Mr. Beck
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receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, pa, pas, threatening, scary, fierce, office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, waiting, waiting room, waiting rooms, gateway, gateways, gatekeeper, gatekeepers, protect, protection, appointment, appointments, guard, guards, guarding