"Relax. Even in a recession, people need rare tropical fighting fish."
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"I feel tremendous pressure to frolic."
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"I think it loves us."
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"I've got a feeling this thing may be even more dangerous than the cat!"
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"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."
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"You're on next. Break a leg!"
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"You can be anything you want to be - no limits."
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Live goldfish for sale
"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."
Tags:shark, sharks, fish, fishes, teeth, tooth, dental, dentist, clothes, beach, beaches, underwater, aquatic, aquarium, fishing, marine, marina, swimming, swim, swims, jaw, fashion, fashions, eat, eating, danger, dangerous, dangers, dangerous waters, beware of shark, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking
"I figured out the true meaning of life. Water!"
"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."
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"In my view, management overrates the motivational appeal of mackerel."
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"How many times do I have to tell you to stay inside the bowl?"
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"It's time to restock the cubicles."
Open-Tank Night at Sal's King Krab Kastle
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Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.
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"How's that whole 'thinking outside the bow' thing working out for you now?"
Tags:thinking outside the box, think outside the box, goldfish, goldfishes, pet, pets, pet fish, pet fishes, aquarium, aquariums, fish bowl, fish bowls, fresh perspective, fresh perspectives, creative thinking, creative thinker, creative thinkers, creative, creativity, dead fish, dead fishes, outlook, outlooks
"Uh, back to Sea World?"
"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."
Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.
Goldfish with Square Bubbles
"Today is catch-your-own day."
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Jersey State Aquarium staff.