Annals of Technology: The first crude drinking straws appeared in ancient Egypt around 1200 B.C.
"He died young."
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"Did you remember to scatter a few lance points and arrowheads back there for future generations to ponder?"
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"Mow lawn, take out garbage, water plants, weed garden."
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"So, where do you see yourself in five thousand years?"
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"I just hope people in the future are, like, 'What the hell are these things?' "
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Easter and Passover Island
"It's rustic and undiscovered, but you'd better hurry."
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"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."
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"Think it over very carefully. After all, it's the biggest single investment you'll ever make."
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"Stuff the artist never wanted anyone to see is in the back."
"Well, tell me. Is this Aztec, Mayan, Olmec, or Toltec?"
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"Sadly, no food was produced after they all became motivational speakers."
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The Lost Contact Lenses of the Gods
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"Wait, this is yesterday's."
"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."
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"Why would I be proud of this? It's my to-do list."
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Explorers discover gender labeled pyramid restrooms
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"That explains the shape."
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"It's neither hieratic nor demotic in its illegibility: I think it's a doctor's prescription."