"God must have been very pleased."
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"You're not going to put that there, are you?"
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"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."
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"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."
"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."
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"Ninth floor, underwear, socks, t-shirts."
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"Our goal is to modernize it but retain the historical flavor."
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"I guess cats just can't appreciate Frank Gehry."
The Lesser Pyramids
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"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."
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"They, like, invented retro."
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"I see the empty nest as a place where an apartment can finally grow up."
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The World's First Condominium Complex Built on Landfill Created From Shredded Documents
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Skyscraper/Tower of Babel
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"We're waiting for the land to slide before we actually build on it."
The TROU of the Baroque
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"It's pre- some wars."
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"There are Druids and there are Druids."
"The old pearly gates looked nice, but they were hell to maintain."
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Sunrise on Mount Hibachi
"This little squiggle? That's smoke coming out of the chimney."