"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships.love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, boozing, skit-chasing, skirt-chaser, skit-chasers, womanising, womanizing, womanizer, womanizer, womaniser, womanisers, cheating, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, extramarital affairs, infidelity, fashion, fashion sense, bicycle clothes"You're sexy when you're wrong."
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husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, argue, argument, arguing, anger, angry, incompetent, incompetents, incompetency, dispute, right, wrong, scowl, scowling, frown, frowning, upset, upsetting, restaurant, restaurants, dining, server, servers, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, table service, business, businesses, taunt, taunting, taunted"Did you do that to be hurtful?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, weapon, weapons, gun control, gun violence, gun crime, shot, shooting, shoot, revolver, revolvers, hand gun, hand guns, hurtful, mean, anger, angry, upset, crime, injure, injury, injuries"With a real live woman right here, why would you turn to the Internet for an argument?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, live, in person, in-person, woman, women, anger, angry, upset, computer, computers, technology, online, internet, troll, trolls, trolling, turn to, internet troll, internet trolls, social media, social networking, social network, social networks, internet community, internet communities, online communities, online community, forum, forums, chatroom, chatrooms, modern life"And just who the hell are you to tell me I'm entitled to my opinion?"
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opinion, opinions, opinionated, strong opinion, strong opinions, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, debate, debates, political debate, political debates, contentious, take offense, takes offense, taking offense, offence, offence given, take offence, takes offence, taking offence, cocktail party, cocktail parties, party, parties, arrogance, arrogant, smug, aggressive, aggression"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, marriage problems, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, couples counselling, divorce, divorcing, fight, fights, argue, argument, arguments, arguing, sales, salesman, salesmen, saleswoman, saleswomen, salespeople, salesperson"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"
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lie, lies, lying, spin, spins, spinning, spin doctor, spin doctors, damage control, saint peter, st. peter, pr, public relations, pr rep, pr reps, pr representative, pr representatives, heaven, heavenly gates, heaven's gate, gates of heaven, plead, pleads, pleading, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, argue a case, arguing a case, argue, argues, arguing"I know what I said ten minutes ago. That was the old me talking."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, old me, new me, turning over a new leaf, change, changes, changing, psychology, self-improvement"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."
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new jersey, insult, insults, insulting, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, new york city, snob, snobs, snobby, rival, rivals, rivalry, bicker, bickers, bickering, sale, sales, outlet, outlet mall, outlet malls, mall, malls, mock, mocks, mocking, mockery, mockeries, consumer, consumerism, consumerist, save money, saves money, saving money, argue, argues, arguing, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples, couple, couples"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."
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hillbilly, hillbillies, the west, the wild west, western, colony, colonies, colonising, colonizing, coloniser, colonisers, colonizers, outerspace, outer space, outer-space, alien planet, alien planets, space, space travel, space traveller, space travellers, couple, couples, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, fight, fights, fighting, settler, settlers, settling, crater, craters, impractical, impracticality"I don't like him."
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, couples therapy, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counseling, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counselling, patient, patients, mental health, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, dislike, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints, fashion, fashion sense, clothing, clothes, men, man, wear, wearing"As a matter of fact, you did catch us at a bad time."
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relationships, marriage, divorce, men, women, crime, violence, guns, gunfight, gunfights, gunfighting, firefight, firefights, row, rows, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, married couple, married couples, couple, couples, bad time, bad times, phone call, phone calls, mankoff"I love you anyway, too."
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communication, communicate, communicating, communicated, communicates, talking, talk, talks, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, language, romance, romantic, married, married life, old married couple, couple, couples, angry, anger, angered, dredging, dredged, young love, trouble, troubled, problem, problems, wit, witty, response, acting, acting skill, marriage counselling, counselling, counselors, marriage counselors, marriage counselor"One of us has to draw the line somewhere, and I draw the line at mall sushi."
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marriage, married, married life, old married couple, husbands and wives, husband and wife, husband, husbands, wife, wives, argue, argued, argument, arguments, arguing, argues, fight, fighting, fights, bicker, bickering, bickered, feeling, feelings, hurt feelings, hurt felling, couple, couples, communication, communicate, communication skills, marriage counselling, counselling, counsellor, advice, help, draw the line, drawing the line, sushi, eating out, out to eat, low standard, low standards, expectation, expectations, lowered, food crime, food crimes, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"
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argue, arguing, argument, run away, running away, run-away, annoyed, annoy, angry, angered, youth, southern, southerner, south, shotgun, shotguns, pickup, truck, trucks, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, mid-life, marriage, married, tired, fed up, youthful, reminisce, nostalgia, nostalgic, fed-up, done, had enough, road trip, roadtrip, road tripsToo Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth
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chef, chefs, lawyer, lawyers, argument, arguments, arguing, too many cooks, spoil the broth, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, backseat driver, backseat drivers, second guess, second guesses, second guessing, expert, experts, expertise, critic, criticism, criticisms, critique, critiques, cook, cooks, cooking"Pass the cream or I'll cut off your penis."
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husband, husbands, wife, wives, castrate, castrates, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, breakfast, breakfasts, breakfast table, breakfast tables, manners, bad manners, violence, violent, violent behavior, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples, couple, couples, bad marriage, bad marriages, married life, bicker, bickers, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, rude, rudeness, aggressive, aggressiveness"Pass the cream or I'll cut off your penis."
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husband, husbands, wife, wives, castrate, castrates, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, breakfast, breakfasts, breakfast table, breakfast tables, manners, bad manners, violence, violent, violent behavior, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples, couple, couples, bad marriage, bad marriages, married life, bicker, bickers, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, rude, rudeness, aggressive, aggressiveness"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, family law, crime, shot, gun violence, gun crime, gun, guns, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, patient, patience, no patience, ran out of patience, moral relativism, yo, annoying, bothering, anger, upset, angry, frustrated, frustration"'Pee on the carpet!' That's your solution to everything."
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