"This is impossible. Let's take the next boat."
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, the great flood, boat, boats, ship, ships, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, crowd, crowds, crowded, full, overcrowded, waiting, next, impossible, transportation, public transportation, public transit, bad idea, bad ideas"Well, we needed the rain."
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religion, religious, genesis, book of genesis, old testament, bible, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, ship, ships, flood, floods, the great flood, flooding, rain, raining, storm, storms, stormy, downpour, drought, need, weather, bad weather, dry spell, dry spells"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."
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woodpecker, woodpeckers, bird, birds, noah, noah's ark, noahs ark, ark, arks, wildlife, mistake, mistakes, regret, regrets, flaw in the plan, flawed plan, flawed plans, sinking ship, sinking ships, bible story, biblical flood, sunday school, bible stories, genesis, old testament, torah story, torah stories, book of genesis, flood, floods, flooding"I say we throw the damn things overboard."
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dinosaur, dinosaurs, brontosaurus, brontosauruses, noah's ark, noahs ark, flood, floods, flooding, extinct, extinction, extinctions, great flood, bible story, bible stories, die out, dies out, dying out, throw overboard, throws overboard, throwing overboard, inconvenient, inconvenience, apatosaurus, ark, arksGorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk
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religion, religions, religious, creation, creationism, creationist, genesis, noah, ark, arks, noah's ark, sins, animal, animals, flood, cleansing, purification, god, gods, christian, christianity, christians, the bible, bible, biblical, conservation, conservationism, ecology, ecological, monkey, monkeys, gorilla, gorillas, desk, desks, environment, environmental, environmentalist, environmentalism, wild, businessmen, businessman, luxury, luxuries, management, manager, managers, exec, executive, executives, execs"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, ship, ships, animal, animals, pair, pairs, fox, foxes, couple, couples, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, pressure, salesman, salesmen, selling, renting, rental, rentals, buying a home, buying a house, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, home, home, house, houses, closingInstead of an olive branch, the dove brings a delivery pizza back to Noah's Ark.
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, old testament, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, animal, animals, bird, birds, dove, doves, pizza, pizza, pizza delivery, pizza deliveries, delivery pizza, delivery pizzas, delivery driver, delivery drivers, deliverymen, deliveryman, driver, drivers, fresh pizza, fresh pizzas, service, customer service, pizza parlour, pizza parlour, pizza parlor, pizza parlors, pizza shop, pizza shops, pizza store, pizza stores, pizzeria, pizzerias, modern life"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."
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religion, religious, bible, old testament, genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, big boat, big boats, large boat, large boats, animal, animals, pairs, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, weather, bad weather, storm, storms, stormy, rain, raining, rainy, tropical storm, tropical storms, hurricane, hurricanes, cyclone, cyclones, typhoon, typhoons, natural disaster, natural disasters, flood, flooding great flood, downgraded, silly, feel silly, prepared, emergency preparedness, prepared for an emergency, preparing for an emergency, emergency, emergencies, disaster, disasters, safety, safety precaution, safety precautions, evacuating, evacuation, evacuations"Your husband went back to his first wife and is already on board."
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religion, religious, bible, old testament, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, ship, ships, big, animal, animals, gangplank, gangplanks, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, ex, exes, first wife, first wives, returned, former, previous, left behind, dumped"And this time--no ark!"
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noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, god, gods, angel, angels, heaven, god commandments, genesis, apocalypse, apocalyptic, end of the world, end time, end times, wrath, wrath of god, heavens, flood, great flood, floods, flooding, destruction, god's wrath, judgement, god's judgement"Twofers! Twofers!"
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, animal, animals, pair, pairs, two, twos, twofer, twofers, entertainment, event, events, concert, concerts, sport, sports, game, games, ticket, tickets, scalping, scalper, scalpers, two for one, 2 for 1, buy one get one, bogo, retailA long line of animals wait for a pair of snails to slowly board Noah's Ark.
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, ship, ships, great flood, flood, flooding, animal, animals, pair, pairs, snail, snails, slow, holding up the line, line, lines, lineup, lineups, lining up, queue, queues, queuing, traffic jam, congestion, bottle neck, waiting"I know we have to cut costs, but is bringing only one of each a good idea?"
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, animal, animals, pair, pairs, two, twos, one, ones, single, singles, cutting costs, cheap, frugal, saving money, money, finances, cheapskate, cheapskates, recession, economy, bad idea, bad ideas, mistake, mistakes, business, office, offices, office life, company, companies, corporation, corporations, manager, managers, executive, executives, boss, bosses, reproduction"Lose the cap."
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, great flood, animal, animals, pairs, travel, tourism, passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveling, screening, screenings, security screening, security screenings, security, protection, safety, scanner, scanners, metal detector, metal detectors, detector, detectors, officer, officers, agent, agents, tsa, t.s.a., transportation security administration, department of homeland security"Poughkeepsie!"
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, ship, ships, flood, floods, flooding, greatflood, landing, coming ashore, arriving, poughkeepsie, new york, new york state, nyNoah's Ark on a cruise ship.
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travel, sea travel, tourism, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, traveling, cruise, cruising, boat, boats, ship, ships, cruise ship, cruise ships, religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, animal, animals"Poor thing. The first night out, her husband fell overboard."
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religion, religions, religious, creation, creationism, creationist, genesis, noah, ark, arks, noah's ark, sins, animal, animals, flood, cleansing, purification, god, gods, christian, christianity, christians, the bible, bible, biblical, conservation, conservationism, ecology, ecological, irony, ironic, word play, word-play, play on words, dodo, extinct, extinction, pair, pairs, foresight, doom, doomed, embrace deathThe dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, the great flood, dove, doves, olive branch, olive branches, martini, martinis, alcohol, drink, drinks, olive, olives"Now you want a carved pumpkin?"
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, the great flood, request, requests, pumpkin, pumpkins, carved pumpkin, carved pumpkins, jack-o-lantern, jack-o-lanterns, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, boat, boats, ship, ships, builder, builders, building, construction, god"I'm sure that It's Sicily, Capri, Rome, Genoa and then Barcelona."
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, ship, chips, cruise, cruise ship, cruise ships, animal, animals, itinerary, itineraries, schedule, schedules, mediterranean cruise, mediterranean cruises, mediterranean, travel, tourism, sea travel"No, you were right - this is much better than how it was before."
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