"The Balkans. This is where I came in."
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"Put simply, the mission is to discover a potential enemy who could justify our three-hundred-billion-dollar defense budget."
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"You mean what we did just then was an actual war?"
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Two cows in military dress looking at a map table with a cow-design.
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"This next song goes out to anyone who's ever been in love with the idea of invading Iran."
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"General Torrentine is for when we want something a bit more spontaneous than a measured response."
"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."
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"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"
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"I just said, 'Open Sesame', and there they were."
"You can let that go till later, Harris."
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"Look, just nuke them and build something terrific."
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"They're all for staying out of trouble."
"That one is for going AWOL but coming right back."
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"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"
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Hitting Saddam Where It Hurts
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"A general! Goodness gracious, you don't look like a general!"
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'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'
"This one is for teaching General Farkas how to use Snapchat."
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An angel throws a lightning bolt towards Earth;Runs away when a missile comes towards him
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"I got that one for being a good boy."
"Let's face it—I'm a bit of a control freak."
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"Let me try mine. It's made in China."
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"There are no small wars… only small generals."
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"What I don't like about the military is all the emphasis on winning."
"You'll find everything here, Comrade—your American passport, Social Security number, birth certificate, driver's license, and Diners' Club card."