"General, your night vision goggles keep hitting my forehead."
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"You mean what we did just then was an actual war?"
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"All I'm saying is, giving a little something to the arts might help our image."
Armchair Is Highly Decorated
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"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"
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"Preparing to Cross the Alps: Hannibal's Address to his Elephants
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"The yellow ones need to be signed, but the pink ones only require initials."
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"Anti-personnel land mines pose no threat to people, Colonel. Only to personnel."
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"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."
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"I'm beginning to feel really good about myself again."
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"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"
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Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple
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"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."
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"This looked cooler in the commercials."
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"All the kids have noticed that Mom wears Russian Army boots."
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"It's not fair - they have a much bigger payroll!"
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"I just said, 'Open Sesame', and there they were."
Entertaining The Troops On Wall Street
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"Hold on - I'll call in an air strike."
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"In the end, he decided to go negative."
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"My people will get back to your people."
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"If I don't make it out of here alive, please send my sweetheart this picture of my crotch."
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"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"
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