Army Cartoons

"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC133032
High Res:
4603x2770 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, army, cavalry, horse, horses, armour, armor, commander, commander, captain, captains, spear, spears, weapon, weapons, stab, impale, medieval, history, raid, pillage, plunder, attack, kitchen, kitchens, food, eat, eating, steal, stole, stolen, hunger, hungry, starve, starving

"It's not fair - they have a much bigger payroll!"

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC131545
High Res:
4599x3270 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
king, kings, monarch, monarchs, medieval, defense, defence, castle, castles, fort, forts, attack, attacks, invade, invasion, invasions, invading, invaded, siege, sieges, besieged, fair, unfair, unjust, unbalanced, payroll, payrolls, corporate, corporation, business, businesses, games, games, salary, salaries, employee, employees, knight, knights, army, armies, soldier, soldiers, modern, history, contrast, comparison, comparing

"All the kids have noticed that Mom wears Russian Army boots."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC133297
High Res:
2937x1996 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
spy, spies, spying, cold war, russia, russian, russians, espionage, boot, boots, fashion, fashionable, fashions, army, armies, secret agent, secret agents, ussr, u.s.s.r., embarrassed, children, child, kid, kids, mom, mum, mother, mothers, moms, mums, intelligence, intel, undercover, undercovers

"Well, I'm an optimist - I still think peace can be avoided."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC133667
High Res:
3700x2654 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
war, general, army, military, neoconservative, neoconservatives, neocon, neocons, peace, military general, military generals, priority, priorities, world peace, war, warring, wars, fight, fights, fighter, fighters, avert, averts, averting, military bias, military biases, military industry, military industrial complex, avert war, avert wars, barbarian, barbarians, barbarism, barbaric, mankoff

A US solider supports the world like Atlas.

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC31210
High Res:
1807x3096 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
psychology, government, military, vanity, soldier, soldiers, american soldier, american soldiers, american military, united states military, atlas, titan, titans, save the world, saves the world, saving the world, army, navy, marine, marines, marine corps, mankoff

"See? That's how it starts, with the sniffles."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC142485
High Res:
3088x3082 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
napoleon, napoleonic, france, french, army, armies, armed, military, militaries, cold, flu, colds, flu, sniffle, sniffles, runny nose, sick, ill, illness, death, dying, dies, war, wars, march, marching, start, starting, flu, freezing, snow, snowing, march to moscow, invasion of russia, invading, invades, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, soldier, soldiers, soldiering, medical, disease, history, historical

"This looks good."

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
Search ID:
CC30655
High Res:
2028x2449 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
general, generals, army, armies, four-star, four-star rank, military, rank, ranks, ranked, four star rank, four star, four star general, four star generals, four-star generals, four star general, restaurant, stars, restaurants, nato, north atlantic treaty organisation, north atlantic treaty organization, north atlantic alliance, admiral, admirals, air chief marshal, officer, officers, dining, eating, eat, food, foods, five star restaurant, star, stars, star restaurants, five-star restaurant, five star restaurants, five stars

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC143537
High Res:
3088x2728 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
nuke, nukes, nuking, nuclear, bomb, bombs, h bomb, hydrogen bomb, nuked, hat, hats, fashion, fashions, functional, functions, multipurpose, nuclear weapon, nuclear weapons, warhead, nuclear warhead, nuclear warheads, army, military, air force, technology, technologies, cold war, destructive, ridiculous, absurd

"You all know General Petersen from I.T."

Artist:
Hafeez, Kaamran
Search ID:
CC138507
High Res:
3028x2406 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
general, generals, commander, commanders, army, armed forces, armed, forces, i.t., computers, computing, computer, internet, nerd, nerdy, geek, geeky, cyber, cyberspace, cyber war, cyber warfare, intelligence, hacking, hackers, weak, frail, small, puny, intelligence gathering, technology, compute, information technology

Entertaining The Troops On Wall Street

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC31097
High Res:
1882x1944 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wall street, stocks, stock, stock exchange, play on words, word play, entertaining, entertainer, entertain, entertainment, sing, singer, army, singing, show, shows, stage show, troops, sarcasm, sarcastic, stock broker, stock brokers, broker, brokers, stocks and shares, shares, capitalism, capitalist, commodity exchange, trading, trading floor, trader, traders, future exchange, critical, critique, business, big banks

"I have more underneath."

Artist:
Finck, Liana
Search ID:
CC141686
High Res:
4519x4842 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
army, armies, military, militaries, medal, medals, navy, navies, airforce, air force, officer, officers, captain, captains, general, generals, commander, commanders, decorated, decorated officer, award, awards, awarded, brag, bragged, brags, bragging, dinner party, party, parties, guests, guest, strange guest, ouch

"We have no choice but to resort to war kitties- may God have mercy on our souls."

Artist:
Katz, Farley
Search ID:
CC143943
High Res:
2211x1895 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
war, wars, fight, fighting, fights, attack, offensive, offensives, cats, cat, kitten, kittens, war crime, war crimes, weapon, weapons, arms, arm, armed, arming, attacks, attacking, mercy, merciful, final option, weapon of war, geneva convention, geneva conventions, contrasting, contrast, final resort, resorting, violence, violent, general, generals, leader, military, army, armies, militaries, pet, pets, feline, felines

"Bon pillage!"

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC30699
High Res:
2479x2148 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bon voyage, pillage, pillaging, history, historical, one hundred years war, hundred years war, military, militarise, militia, pikemen, pike men, pike, cavalry, anti-cavalry, violence, violent, condone, condoning, ignorance, ignorant, medieval, medieval times, war, warrior, warriors, army, armies, infantry, foot soldiers, wives, women, juxtaposition, love and war

"We're going to have to start drafting people."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC123548
High Res:
3290x3959 pixels (unwatermarked)
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volunteer, volunteers, army, arms, armies, military, militaries, recruit, recruits, army draft, military draft, conscription, national service, conscripted, campaign, campaigns, militarize, militarise, soldier, soldiers, enlist, enlisting, draft, drafting, forced draft, war, wars, battle, battles, march, marching, napoleon, france, french, manpower, under-supplied, under supplied, force, forced, fail, failed, failure, tactic, tactics, napoleonic wars

"We're going to have to start drafting people."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC123548
High Res:
3290x4676 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
volunteer, volunteers, army, arms, armies, military, militaries, recruit, recruits, army draft, military draft, conscription, national service, conscripted, campaign, campaigns, militarize, militarise, soldier, soldiers, enlist, enlisting, draft, drafting, forced draft, war, wars, battle, battles, march, marching, napoleon, france, french, manpower, under-supplied, under supplied, force, forced, fail, failed, failure, tactic, tactics, napoleonic wars

"Last chance - take back what you said about my wife."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC143061
High Res:
5700x4262 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
spat, spats, argument, arguments, argue, arguing, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, royal, royals, royalty, divine right, divine right of kings, war, wars, warring, fight, fights, fighting, overreaction, overreact, overreacting, medieval, chivalry, chivalrous, insult, insulting, insults, insulted, toxic masculinity, army, armies, battle, battles, battling, petty, petty dispute, pettiness

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Artist:
Toro, Tom
Search ID:
CC143563
High Res:
3088x2679 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bouncy castle, castle, castles, bouncy castles, fun fair, fair, fayre, fairs, fayres, carnival, medieval, play, playing, playful, plays, fight, fighting, parody, parodies, unexpected, army, armies, knight, knights, siege, sieges, siege warfare, warfare, children, childish, child, priority, priorities

Top-Secret Weapon #793-B

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC35041
High Res:
2259x1402 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
weapon, weapons, weaponised, weaponized, worst, worse, culture, cultures, low culture, ishtar, edsels, edsel, ugly, damage, damaging, damages, miniskirts, fashion, fashions, fashionista, 1969, coke, world journal tribune, newspaper, newspapers, worst of humanity, war, wars, missile, missiles, products, product, unsuccessful, weapons of mass destruction, weapon of mass destruction, bomb, bombs, army, armies

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

Artist:
O'Brien, John
Search ID:
CC121245
High Res:
3000x3001 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
ticket, tickets, concert, concerts, ticket queuing, ticket camping, camping for tickets, camping, ticketing, queue, exaggerated, satire, theatre, theater, theatres, theaters, army, armies, conflict, battle, battles, encamp, encamped, military, obsessive, obsessed, desperate

"Let me try mine. It's made in China."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC142131
High Res:
3088x2704 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
airline pilot, pilot, army, personnel, decorated, decorated officer, officer, official, armed forces, sergeant, corporal, major, general, generals, door, doors, card, key card, keycard, key cards, keycards, made in china, quality, manufacturing, manufacturing quality, quality assurance, lock, locked, locked out, technology, tech, security, secure, quality check, qa, q a, q.a, build quality, chinese industry, industry, china, chinese, american industry, industrial, mass produce, mass produced, mass-produce, mass-production, industrial superiority, made in america, made in, american manufacturing, manufactured, manufactured in america

An angel throws a lightning bolt towards Earth;Runs away when a missile comes towards him

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC124237
High Res:
3152x2352 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
heaven, god, angel, angels, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, bolt, bolts, lightning, lightning rod, lightning rods, throw, toss, surprise, surprised, shock, shocked, missile, missiles, weapon, weapons, nuclear, warhead, warheads, military, defence, defense, technology, modern, modern life, weaponry, projectile, projectiles, rocket, rockets, war, wars, army, armed forces, military-industrial complex, weapons of mass destruction

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

Artist:
Steed, Edward
Search ID:
CC139182
High Res:
2968x2367 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
home, returning home, return, returns, returning, come back, comes back, coming back, errand, errands, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, victor, victors, victorious, call your wife, calling your wife, chore, chores, menial task, menial tasks, army, armies, general, generals, military leader, military leaders, married life

"My people will get back to your people."

Artist:
Dedini, Eldon
Search ID:
CC30924
High Res:
3041x1840 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
king, kings, ruler, rulers, general, generals, officer, officers, ancient rome, ancient greece, barbarians, vikings, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, diplomacy, diplomats, diplomat, international relations, foreign relations, war, wars, conflict, conflicts, fight, fights, fighting, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, army, armies, enemy, enemies, warrior, warriors, soldier, soldiers, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay

"Are you sure these are regulation? It's for a lieutenant stationed at 90 Church Street."

Artist:
Taylor, Richard
Search ID:
CC112355
High Res:
1755x2295 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
military supplies, military surplus, army, armies, military, war, wars, military grade, deployment, deployments, stint, stints, stationed, regulation, regulations, tribeca, new york city, new york, lieutenant, rank, ranking, ranks, tour of duty, tours of duty, stationed overseas, chair, chairs, chair cushion, chair cushions, salesperson, salespeople, sales clerk, sales clerks, shop, shops, store, stores, shopping, retail, stupid question, stupid questions, customer is always right, stickler, sticklers, world war ii, second world war

"Now let's run through it once more, Mr. Harkness, and this time try not to shut your eyes when you pull the trigger."

Artist:
Taylor, Richard
Search ID:
CC112404
High Res:
2462x3401 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
movie, movies, film, films, movie set, movie sets, film set, film sets, movie studio, movie studios, on location, movie director, movie directors, actor, actors, acting, directing, gun, guns, shooting, war, wars, reenactment, reenactments, death, getting shot, army, armies, military