"I can read you your rights, or you can listen to your rights on tape."
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"You get one phone call or we can switch your carrier and you'll get five-cents-a-minute, unlimited calls, anytime, anywhere, including free evenings and weekends."
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"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."
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"Can we move our lunch up to noon? I've got to be at City Hall by two to be arrested."
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"How's everything tonight? Can I start you off with a summons for parking on the sidewalk?"
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"All right, you're free to go. We're in this for the sport - catch and release only."
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"Honey, I still think you're the greatest."
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"Hey! You're pinching me!"
"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"
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Slammer on the Spot
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Who Wants To Be Regis?
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"I get it- the old caffeinated-cop, decaffeinated-cop routine."
"Once I start writing a poem, I can't stop."
"I've seen it a thousand times: Child star. Newfound fame. Drug addiction. Rock bottom."
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"How about the eighteenth? That's the day my electronic anklet comes off."
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Maps to the house arrests of the stars
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"What makes him the bad cop is that he's in the wrong interrogation room and he just gave you my doughnut."
"Anything you say with an accent may be used against you."
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"No doubt you already know if I'm a good cop or a bad cop."
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A man looking at a statue of a statesman covered by a sign saying "Apprehended"
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"Don't let my parents get to you—they hate everyone I bring home."
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"That's right—keep that same wistful smile we had on the profile!"
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"Come out with your hands up-you're surrounded by men with megaphones."
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"Would it kill 'em to bust us just once when we're wearin' nice suits?"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Save it for the hair judge."